Breaking Mayberry

Look, everything happens so damn much all the the time these days. I mean, we talk about goddamn Shrimp Guy in this episode and like, you don't care about Shrimp Guy anymore. That was barely a blip on the cultural landscape. But when we recorded this, that was relevant.

In this episode, we meet the Darlings again. And also Darkseid. Marty sings in this one. Kidnapping is shown to be not a big deal. I'm so tired.

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The Ghouls Next Door make an appearance to talk about monsters, houses, and Monster House. We dissect the haunted urban legends of our childhood, find the manliest men we can, and Marty fails miserably to get a single question asked.

Also we talk about Andy Griffith Show Season 4, Episode 5 "The Haunted House"

Listen to Gabe and Kat at: https://www.theghoulsnextdoor.com/
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Listen, Ernest T. Bass is back and that means this is all just.... chaos. And where there isn't chaos, there's... basically the opposite of television. Dan plans a ghost movie and Marty writes a supervillain origin.

Season 02, Episode 3 "Ernest T Bass Joins the Military" and Episode 4 "The Sermon For Today."

It's an extremely bird-heavy Season Premiere as we talk about "Opie The Birdman", one of the most influential and critically acclaimed episodes of TV ever made!

...So of course we spend most of our time talking about Pierce Brosnan, Winnie-the-Pooh, and airsoft guns instead.

It's good to be back with Season 04, Episode 01, "Opie the Birdman" (and also The Simpsons Season 10 Episode 03 "Bart the Mother" and The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Season 01 Episode 04 "Find Her, Keep Her.")

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Scenes from an upcoming, extremely bird-heavy episode of Breaking Mayberry.

Death wears an ascot in our Season 3 finale as Andy Griffith play not one, but two different rich sociopaths! Marty and Dan accidentally stumble across a pair of 1974 made-for-TV movies featuring Andy Griffith as a snarling killer.

Join us as we meet a disillusioned former child evangelist, have sympathy for meme stars, watch 90's basic-cable ads, and read through psychotic-killer Andy's high school journals.

It's "Pray For the Wildcats" and "Savages"!

To be clear, this episode is 100---- er, 99% original material, it just might seem... familiar.

But listen, enough about the Andy Griffith Show, have you ever seen the movie HEAT?

(Here's the Libertarians-get-attacked-by-bears article Marty talks about: https://newrepublic.com/article/159662/libertarian-walks-into-bear-book-review-free-town-project)

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The angriest Marty has been at The Andy Griffith Show, and the Andy Griffith Show fandom, in a very long time. Meet Ernest T. Bass, the most disgusting fucking TV character known to man.

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I hope you like the episodes where we just talk about weird Philadelphia shit, because it takes us a full 20 minutes to get to the Andy Griffith Show in this one, and when we do, we get distracted almost immediately!

In this episode, we meet Vent Guy, eulogize 300 reindeer, and take a strong stance on the subject of dogs being struck by lightning: We're against it.

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds
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School is in session, kids, and tour guide/history buff Jenn Hensell (https://freetoursbyfoot.com/philadelphia-tours/) has arrived to teach us all about the American Revolution, with some detours through the Civil War and the history of the Pledge of Alliegiance.

Why, you ask? Because it's Season 3, Episode 23 - Andy Discovers America, and wow, he discovers it... badly.

Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks
Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds
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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
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