Breaking Mayberry

It's the 100th episode of Breaking Mayberry and we brought in Joe Wade from Christmas Creeps to join us as we dive into Kickstarter-funded fan film Mayberry Man. Ever wonder what would happen if you took a Hallmark movie, removed any internal logic, and populated it with the worst cosplayers alive? No? Well sucks for you because that's what happened here.

It's... it's so painful, gang. It nearly kills us. Why did we do 100 of these holy crap.

Listen to Joe on Christmas Creeps: https://christmascreeps.com/
and The OST Party: https://christmascreeps.com/

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Opie joins an MLM in this episode and so do we! Get your exclusive Breaking Mayberry NFT for the price of nothing, we're not doing that, NFTs are stupid cons. But it's tempting!

Anyway, you wanna buy some Miracle Salve?

Listen to Marty's guest spot on Paranoia Happy Hour: https://paranoiahappyhour.buzzsprout.com/1873883/9970409-happy-hour-fourteen-wam-bam-pow-you-re-a-comic-book-villain

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds
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Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky
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Marty and Dan tell stories about the people who live below, Barney rides a horse, Gilligan shows up, and we all learn way too much about (fake) mountain folklore.

It's Season 4, Episode 25 - "Divorce, Mountain Style"

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You know what we all hate? Saving money. It sucks, and finally someone has the guts to say it, and that someone is John Whedon.

We do a deeper dive into the life of the woman who played Aunt Bee, Marty's butcher packs heat, and Dan has weird ideas about meat!

It's Season 4, Episode 24 "Bargain Day".

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This episode was recorded on December 28th. I'm telling you this because it's a VERY "this is the week between Christmas and New Years, time is meaningless we are all lost in liminality" sort of episode. In fact, we talk about The Andy Griffith Show, cumulatively, for about 18 minutes on this one. That's being generous.

What do we talk about instead? Well, The Brady Bunch, MASH, Dan's Landlord's Sex Swing Accident, Herman Melville novellas, and TV Tropes.

See you next year, everybody.

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Podcast host, burlesque emcee, and chaos demon Adam Teterus joins us again to discuss an episode sort of about shoplifting, but mostly about offensively lazy t-shirts. Dan introduces us to the "failing to buy sparklers" challenge, Marty confesses to a crime at work, and we all spend too much time talking about one particular prop from the Andy Griffith Show

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In this unlocked episode from the vaults of our Patreon, Patrons made us watch the furry Christmas classic with the baffling cast, Pottersville. So we called in backup in the form of Man-Thing Minute host Adam Teterus. And guess what, nerds?! We all kinda liked it. So there.

Happy Holidays, everyone, see you next week.

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds
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We're back for another trip to 60s TV hell, and we're taking y'all to Marty's Comix Korner! We'll also discuss Dan's midnight snacking habits and learn who the scrub in "No Scrubs" was. Also at some point we'll do Andy Griffith Show Season 04, Ep 22 "Andy's Vacation" which has a special surprise place in Breaking Mayberry lore, but we'll get to that when we get to it.

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Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds
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Scenes from the next episode of Breaking Mayberry - Does This Job Have Hobo Benefits?

So listen, you're probably gonna want to read this before listening: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

And uhhhhhh otherwise, I think we're good. Good times. See you next episode everyone.