Breaking Mayberry

We're back from Marty's wedding times, and we're ready to get back to the important work of making fun of boomer TV.

Marty meets a man who's not here, Dan commits insect genocide, and we all agree that Lady Liberty could use a partner.It's Season 5, episode 8, "Barney's Uniform"

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Okay, so you know MANHUNT? What if that, but there was a dog? Is that... is that anything? Do you like that? No? Okay, well, how about 22 minutes of adults misunderstanding each other in the dumbest ways possible? That do anything for you? Still no? Then I don't know what to tell you, man.



It's Season 5, Episodes 6 and 7 "Barney's Bloodhound" and "Man in the Middle"

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In this episode we describe a drug-addicted cartoon rabbit, and it's nowhere near the most upsetting thing that comes up.

It's Season 5, Episode 4, "The Education of Ernest T. Bass."

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(The two annoying guys are not us, for the record)

Okay, you know how your relatives are kind of annoying to be around? Wouldn't it be great to spend some TV time with very realistically annoying people? No?

Well, too bad, because that's what's happening, this is the Andy Griffith Show!Covers AG Season 5, Ep 3 "Family Visit" and Episode 5 "Aunt Bee's Romance"

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Okay so look in this episode we thought we'd have fun with the concept of MILF Manor but we absolutely do NOT have fun with the concept of MILF Manor.

We do have a lot of fun with Barney Fife hanging in a closet though, so there's that.

We return to Mayberry with Season 5, Episode 1 "Opie Loves Helen" and Episode 2, "Barney's Physical"

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It's the final PARENTAL CONTROL and we brought back Marty's sister Mickey to talk about the TV show which inspired her name - Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.

We cover two episodes of the family-themed Western show. Marty gets mad at the past (like always), Mickey has conflicting feelings about her namesake, and Dan introduces us to a man with a "striking" history.

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Okay look let me tell you up front: This episode spends a LOT of time talking about Marty's scrotum. And then it spends even more time talking about the Dukes of Hazzard. You can decide which is more unpleasant.

It's the Duke boys and their new friend Mason Dixon, P.I. No... no that can't be right. They seriously named the guy "Mason Dixon?" Okay that's not a good start.

UPDATE: The narrator of Dukes of Hazzard is Waylon Jennings, not Merle Haggard like we keep saying. But Merle Haggard is a lot funnier to say?

Trae Crowder the Liberal Redneck on BLM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l71Pvvnp3oE

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Friend of the show and Emmy-award winning TV host Kae Lani Palmisano stops in the throw Marty and Dan into the world of reality TV with her parental control pick - TLC decoration program Trading Spaces!

Learn all about the inner lives of interior decorators as we do a deep dive into the history of TLC, reality TV, and some of the most unhinged TV we've ever seen. Get your decoupage ready because it's DIY time on Breaking Mayberry.

Trading Spaces Everret, WA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2PWMarfVIc

Trading Spaces Harlem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIjDvbOD0Gg

Trading Spaces 7th Heaven: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9bUgmv624Q

Trading Spaces Fails: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_xye7OESnc&t=546s

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Our exploration of failed spinoffs continues as we look into a Golden Girls spinoff that actually did make it to the air... kind of!

Behold the shockingly mean sitcom EMPTY NEST, which is sort of a spinoff of Golden Girls but not really because THAT pilot was totally different and also sucked, but in a totally different way than how this show sucks. Also Full house is involved and Hollywood legend Rita Moreno is deeply disrespected.

Adam's back to tell us about a show his Dad loves and his mom hates - 60's Western THE BIG VALLEY.

Join us for the definitive ranking of stuff guys can fall through, an in-depth discussion of Man vs. Beast, stories of basketball legend Charles Barkley, and a foxy older lady in a wildly anachronistic leather jacket.

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