Listen close because there is a VERY IMPORTANT Public Service Announcement at the beginning of this episode that you're not gonna want to miss.

Also we say good-bye to Mr. Fife (kinda), and a famous comedian shows up to do absolutely no jokes!

It's season 5, episodes 29 and 30 - "The Luck of Newton Monroe" and "Opie Flunks Arithmetic"

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The actual AG fans sometimes say you should use the Andy Griffith Show as guideposts for your day-to-day situations. Well, in this episode we imagine what that would look like and it does NOT go well for us!

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Marty flirts with meeting his double, Dan invites trouble, and a wacky misunderstanding implies that filthy casual sex was just a workplace hazard for a dairy deliveryman in the 60s. It's Season 5, Episode 27 "Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau"

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Just be chill, allright? Don't screw this up for us. Just. Be Cool.

We're just normal guys talking about ham, whale explosions, and Andy Griffith Season 5, Episode 26, "Opie's Newspaper", so just be cool about it, okay?

The opinions held and expressed by "smokin'" Steamboat Willie do not represent those of Breaking Mayberry Enterprises or of Marty and Dan. They are very bad and gross and he is a weird little mouse bastard.

It's Andy Griffith Season 5, Episodes 25 and 26 "Guest in the House" and "The Case of the Punch In The Nose"

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Okay so in the middle of recording this episode we got some big news and it's not new now but it was a week ago so just go with it.

We're covering THE BIG EPISODE, the "Andy doesn't carry a gun episode". It's a massive letdown and now we could end the whole podcast. (We won't. But we could.)

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Professional wrestler and All Elite Wrestling Interviewer RJ City comes by the Breaking Mayberry studios to share some behind-the-ring stories and transport us to the late-80s, as we take on Matlock for the first (and probably last) time!

We're introduced to Canadian historical procedurals, witness the Japanese Yakuza Blues Brothers, and are gently lulled to sleep by the dulcet tones of a sweaty old Andy Griffith.

It's MATLOCK Season 2, Episode 7 - "The Annhilator!"

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Man I hope you all really like the episodes where we go on long digressions because this is for sure one of them.

Dan has a great excuse for not wearing a wedding ring, Marty finds the son of God while job hunting, and Andy is a broken man.

It's season 5, episode 21 "Barney Runs For Sherriff" and episode 22 "If I had a 1/4 million"







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Okay everyone, get this: What if there was a guy... and he wasn't funny?

No, but, like... imagine there's a guy, and he's just like... not funny?

I don't think you get it. See, there's A GUY. and he's NOT funny.

Like, you know how some guys are funny? Well, not this one!

It's Andy Griffith Show Season 5 Episodes 19 and 20, "The Lucky Letter" and "Goober and the Art of Love"

(Owen Wilson is not the guy who isn't funny. Owen Wilson is hilarious.)

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Dan and Marty bring a weird energy into one of the bleakest darkest episodes of TV we've ever seen, but it's okay because we talk about horses. Like, a lot.

It's Season 5, Episode 18, "The Rehabilitation of Otis"