Brian Luff

A vending machine on the moon. Plus, reaching things that are high up, rotten mice, flour made out of coffee and a good size live toad. Also, Georgina flicks her limpet.

Hat lures woman into tree. Plus, travel-sized twigs for sale, tripping up penguins and a goat simulator. May contain strong language.

How can you tell when a penguin is in love with you? Plus, goat wars, monster repellent spay, a lorryload of dead badgers, and a sex corridor for a moose. Also, bruising grapes with your nose, contagious yawning, painting horses like zebras and a rabbit being sucked up a chimney. This podcast may contain strong language.

Was Stonehenge a giant xylophone? Plus, a squirrel with a horse's head, rampaging chihuahuas and cats with jet packs. May contain strong language.

How a goldfish could vacuum your house. Plus a chihuahua with the rear end of a chicken and a snail that used a sweet packet as a raft to escape a flood. Also, a book that poses the question are trout South African?

A top hat that brushes your teeth. Plus chickens with dinosaur tails, penguins on anti-depressants, a frog on the stairs and a cat in a pie factory.

Injecting spaghetti into your veins. Plus, missing sea eagle heads for Blackpool, software for mixing cocktails, and a delivery man with an empty pizza box.  Also a woman who charges men to watch her eat and a cute dog who wears slippery shoes. May contain strong language.

Bumper first episode of a classic series of podcasts from Brian Luff and Georgina Sowerby - first syndicated in 2014. Featuring, an over-popular finger monkey, a man dressed as a horse, a home-made sex doll and a ghost ship crewed by cannibal rats. Plus, on-the-spot fines for drunk students, escaped chickens on a motorway, and a man who can inflate tyres with his nose. Also Georgina cleans her Shakra, and is Brian being stalked by Gareth Malone? To buy B&G a G&T go to sowerbyandluff.com now.

Happy Holidays from Sowerby & Luff! It's time for Brian and Georgina to huddle around their tiny Christmas tree, swig their egg nogg and rip open their parcels for the 15th year in a row! This time around they're talking about Die Hard on ice, cheese board influencers, chicken coops adorned with fairy lights, elves with CCTV, cows wearing VR headsets, giant slugs at the Tate Gallery, cheese graffiti and pigeons wearing cowboy hats. Enjoy.

Live on tape from foggy London Town, Brian and Georgina are back with a grisly new podcast for Halloween 2019. A spooky finger bat called Bogart, renting pineapples for parties, left-handed kangaroo boxing in Wales, bloodthirsty ferret-legging in a car park in Yorkshire, manufacturing diamonds from tequila, cowboy lassos for catching muggers on motor scooters and combat juggling. This podcast is sponsored by Mr Hans Fresh Family Food