Gloves that look like celebrity hands – Brian & Georgina discuss beaches made from parrotfish poo, potato peelers, the shape of hippos’ heads and a bunch of hostage negotiators.

China’s Greatest Parrot – Brian & Georgina’s pandas finally get it on. Plus, vacuuming Stonehenge, grass in distress and a fifty foot daddy long legs.  

Animals With Vegetables On Their Heads – How much does soup weigh? Plus, insects resting on pine cones and Scatter Cushion-Gate at the Sowerby-Luff’s.

Bench Pressing a Goose – Brian & Georgina sit exactly two metres apart and chat about re-purposed pigs, an all-seeing ostrich and plants farting. 

The Scratching Bear gets a Christmas present, Baby Jesus gets his ears pierced, the angels descend on Bethlehem and pose for Leonardo, the fish go skiing for Christmas and French goalkeeper Hugo Lloris stops by to say “Joyeux Noël!”.

An alien gets to grip with Sellotape, a baby goes and gets some piercings and a great recipe for Wildebeest.

A vampire bites Sheldon Cooper, a caveman shits in a cave and an ostrich gets up close and personal.

An angel goes to Weightwatchers, an alien can’t get his garbage collected and a lion checks into a hotel.

Fish discuss IKEA, a police officer who can’t stop saying “Simon & Garfunkel” and a couple of 1950’s robots who don’t know anything about football.

A hostage who falls in love with his captor, a bear who can't stop scratching and a bouncing baby who is planning to get some Botox.