We're tackling the first part of Hired! (and subsequently the movie that's attached to it) this week. I guess you can learn about Chevrolets AND monster brides this week!Host segment: drive-by colonoscopy; Bride of Dragonheart; bad Operation Paperclip; pokin' around the swamp house; Coily Fan Club; amateur boob historian Joe Kimbro; where even are they?; dream Joe vs. real Joe; My Two MiMis; apologies to Monty Python; Jeff's questionable fashion choices; Dead Alive vs. The Frighteners.

Bride of the Monster and Sub-Par Wood

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What a weird, wild, wonderful ride we had with this episode's movie, The Visitor brought to us by Rifftrax. (CW domestic abuse and abortion)Host segments: Jeff, a well-known Capricorn, apologizes for stereotyping; inaccurate depictions of Southern children; evil cabal do nots; check out the grape stomping reporter; this child is unusable.

Rifftrax The Visitor and Using Appropriate Birth Control

It's listener requiest/fan favorite time with Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell. You know there's bat facts, too, right? (CW: Sexual assault in film context)Host segments: medieval bat facts; creative potato seasoning options; it's a myth, Jeff; peplum goo; nickled and dimed at the Renaissance Faire; how Jeff really feels about Everything But the Girl; soundtrack by Falco; polling everyone's stance on boobies.

Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell and Potato Lust

The SoL-Mates head back into Heston territory with the ill-fated first Gizmoplex premiere, Santo in the Treasure of Dracula. Host segments: wrestlers vs. science; Joe tells us the lore of Count Redrum; RELEASE THE BOOBY CUT!; we find out about Porn Studies; wrestling vs. time travel; quality vs. quality - do these beautiful cuts work against production?; we learn way too much about Lisa Rinna; all hail the White Dot; going to bed early is awesome.

Santo in the Treasure of Dracula and the Unkindest Cut of All

Boy, oh boy - did The Girl in Lovers Lane set us to dreaming about a place we've never seen.Host segments: spring break antics; everyone check on everyone else; Go-bos; dealing with street toughs; a brief history of Jack Elam; f**k politeness; Danny and the City; I can't live in Dannysburg, but I'd love to visit.

The Girl in Lovers Lane and Wastin' Away in Dannysburg

IT'S NOT SINBAD. Host segments: No Red Lobster for you; we catch Joe out on a horse technicality; Sadko vs. Sinbad; Sister Beech is back; we find out some things about Joe Namath; let Sadko be Sadko, Joe's mansies; why is it always "Red, Red Wine?"; chicken etiquitte; the friends was the bluebird, etc.

Bride of the Monster and Sub-Par Wood

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