Brides Before You

Brides Before You

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Brides Before You episodes

  • A lid to every pot!

    We're wasting no time this week on getting to the stories! Megan shares the origin of the word bride & Courtney catches us up on pop culture! So many bachelor stories this week, as well as an unexpected new wedding vendor! We share our hopes and predictions for weddings and engagements this year & in a turn of events we never saw coming...we have an update to the infamous duvet lady from last years Me, Myself & I episode!!! This week we're covering some problematic grooms & while some had us laughing, the last story had us enraged! Would you pay $10 to attend a wedding? What do you do when the groom's pregnant mistress interrupts the vow exchange? How would you react if your soon to be husband returned your wedding dress because it was too expensive? Tune in to find out!!

    Signature Cocktail
    Fun Fact
    Nick and Natalie
    Kanye gets married
    Dean and Caelynn
    AAA Wedding Services
    NJ Wedding Venue Drama

    Couple Asks Guests to Pay Entrance Fee
    Couple Fights during Ceremony
    Groom's Pregnant Mistress Interrupts Ceremony
    Groom Returns Wedding Dress

    1 hr 2 min
  • A lid to every pot!

    We're wasting no time this week on getting to the stories! Megan shares the origin of the word bride & Courtney catches us up on pop culture! So many bachelor stories this week, as well as an unexpected new wedding vendor! We share our hopes and predictions for weddings and engagements this year & in a turn of events we never saw coming...we have an update to the infamous duvet lady from last years Me, Myself & I episode!!! This week we're covering some problematic grooms & while some had us laughing, the last story had us enraged! Would you pay $10 to attend a wedding? What do you do when the groom's pregnant mistress interrupts the vow exchange? How would you react if your soon to be husband returned your wedding dress because it was too expensive? Tune in to find out!!

    Signature Cocktail
    Fun Fact
    Nick & Natalie
    Kanye gets married
    Dean & Caelynn
    AAA new vendor
    NJ Venue

    Groom asks for entry fee
    Bride & groom hit each other with shoes
    Groom's pregnant mistress interrupts wedding vows
    Fiancé returns wedding dress 

    1 hr 15 min
  • $500,000 flowers

    We're back & better than ever for season 3 (can you believe it??)! After some relaxing time off, we had so much to cover this week! Megan shares the latest updates with wedding planning organizing the year; Courtney is on a wellness kick & like anyone that does dry January, she goes on and on as a reminder that she's doing it! So much happened over the last few weeks that we mainly focused on pop culture updates & some trends on their way in and on their way out! We discuss Jenna Marbles & Ashely Olsen's recent nuptials, JLO's next wedding movie, Madi Prewett's wedding cost breakdown & why we think too much color at weddings might be a bad idea. We have so many exciting things to discuss this year, let's get that white grape juice poppin', cheers!! 

    Signature Cocktail
    2022 Wedding Stats
    Jenna Marbles Wedding
    Ashley Olsen Wedding
    Shotgun Wedding
    Madi Prewett Wedding Cost Breakdown
    2023 Wedding Trends Part 1
    2023 Wedding Trends Part 2
    2022 Wedding Trends Going Out

    1 hr 3 min
  • Holiday Romance

    We're not sure where the time has gone, but Christmas is nearly a week away!! Courtney shares another DIY, but this one is much less painstaking & great for a fun date night! Megan has margaritas on the mind, and this week's cocktail doesn't disappoint! Before jumping into this week's holiday themed stories, we must discuss the TLC King who got engaged over the past week!! All in favor for a "Randy In Love" reality show documenting his wedding planning say "I"!!! This week we're in full blown holiday spirit as we share a variety of weddings and engagements from this time of year!This week's stories include a surprise christmas pub crawl wedding, a dog who ate his mom's passport before a holiday wedding event & a sister in law that's mad she received items off of her wedding registry for Christmas?? Wishing all our listeners a very very Merry Christmas, XOXO!!

    Signature Drink
    Fun Fact
    Randy from SYTTD is Engaged!
    Pub Crawl Turns into Surprise Wedding
    Holiday Engagement Stories
    Dog Chews up Passport
    Woman's Stolen Wedding Rings Found after 2 years
    Holiday Wedding at Costco
    AITA For Buying a Christmas gift off Brother's Registry

    56 min
  • What in the World

    It's one of those week's where too much is going on in the world to choose just one topic! Courtney starts us off with her DIY from hell & Megan shares some holiday festivities she's looking forward to! We have a cocktail so sweet this week, it could turn any Grinch into Clark Griswold with just two sips! Our first story this week is a dream for us all, can you imagine winning the lottery two weeks before your wedding?? Speaking of winning the lottery - what if you miraculously got Taylor Swift tickets only for your cousin to announce you are gifting them to his bride at their wedding?? From unconventional wedding venues, like the grocery store or tower of terror...this week has a little bit of everything! 

    Buddy the Elf Cocktail
    Couple Wins Lottery
    Grocery Store Wedding
    Kitchen Fire
    Taylor Swift Ticket Drama at Wedding
    Tower of Terror Wedding
    Drew Barrymore & Adam Sandler
    Twins Marry the same Groom
    Diamond Costs Rising

    55 min
  • Save a buck, have a potluck!

    The holidays are upon us, but why are we in our true crime era?? We can't stop talking about the Idaho 4 & discuss the newly released Casey Anthony docuseries! While the holidays are an exciting time, they can definitely be financially exhausting. This week we're featuring some couples who couldn't be bothered with costs, debt or financial stress - we're talking about the cheapskates! An Australian couple hosts a $100 wedding, a bride opts for two dresses instead of enough food for her guests & one wedding attendee gives us a full breakdown on the reality of a pot luck wedding...spoiler alert you cannot have your cake and eat it too!

    This week we're drinking....the Cuba Libre!

    The Knot Breakdown
    Jake Flint passes
    Husband accidentally throws away rings
    $100 Wedding
    Bride and Groom didn't plan enough food
    Caterer turns down couple wanting guests to pay for their food
    Potluck Wedding Concerns

    48 min
  • All in the Family

    It's Thanksgiving week & we have a lot to be thankful for! We share our holiday plans and have a very important discussion on which Thanksgiving foods are the best (it's all gravy baby!!) Megan shares why November is the luckiest month of the year to get married & Courtney gets us up to date on pop culture news with Love is Blind Drama, medieval engagement rings & two American "royal" weddings! We're back to our bread and butter (no pun intended) this week with drama filled reddit stories! We have crazy cousins who caused 40K in damage at a wedding, a bride who pisses off family for wearing white & a mother of the bride who won't come if her dog cannot attend...(honestly respect to the last one). Wether you're thankful these stories aren't your own, or are thankful you're not the only one with a wild family, grab that gravy bowl & douse that dinner roll - we're leaving you "full" this week with the family drama!! 

    Signature Cocktail
    Fun Fact
    SK and Raven Drama
    Medieval Ring Found
    Presidential Weddings
    MOB doesn't know ex husband remarried
    Wife wants to wear her wedding dress to another wedding
    Cousin charged $40K in damages
    SIL tells groom the bride is pregnant
    Parents making wedding about themselves
    MIL is upset the bride is wearing white

    1 hr 9 min
  • Are we out of the queue yet?

    Unless you've been living under a rock, you probably know Taylor Swift's concert ticket sales began yesterday! While the world was sitting in a never ending queue and looking in couch cushions for spare change, we came across a story that brought us to this week's theme! Upon Taylor announcing her concert dates, at least 2 brides have had their wedding room blocks canceled or triple in price! It got us thinking about how high profile events and concerts effect weddings & if guests have ever chosen a concert over their best friend's wedding. Spoiler Alert...the answer is yes!! Tune in to find out who deems Lizzo & Adele more worry than a wedding, what band included on stage weddings as part of their 2012 tour & which artist officiated a fan's wedding last week! Good luck to all those Swifties out there! 

    Signature Cocktail
    Fun Fact
    Lautner Wedding
    Taylor Swift Hotel Drama
    Bride's friend chooses Adele concert over wedding
    Cousin's wedding or Lizzo concert
    Old Friend's wedding or concert?
    Weddings at Train concerts
    Post Malone officiates wedding

    55 min
  • Blinded By The Cuties

    As this year comes to and end, our schedules have been insane! Megan has been living out of a suitcase & because of all her traveling has caught every cold under the sun! Courtney is moving and feels like her life is a mess...which you know as a Virgo is not ideal. We catch you up on all that we've been tackling the past few weeks, as well as catch up on several bachelor couple weddings! When Megan was in the Florida Keys, she heard the story of the original corpse bride! While disturbing & unsettling, it is by far one of the craziest stories we've ever discussed on the Pod!!! Speaking of "pods", getting into this week's episode we are breaking down Love is Blind Season 3. Since we didn't do weekly recaps this season, we had A LOT to say! We know these shows are strategically edited & produced, so while we take strong stances on some of the issues that went down, we know there are always two sides to the story. Season 3 definitely redeemed the franchise from the dumpster fire that was Season 2, we need an After the Altar episode ASAP!! We hope by not having an episode last week you saved your "appetito" for some juicy gossip! Cheers!


    Cuties Mojitos
    Real Corpse Bride
    Joe & Serena
    Madi Prew
    Kevin & Astrid
    Tik Tok Groom in Coffin 

    1 hr 23 min
  • Vampires on Bourbon Street

    We're back with another scary episode this week & we're recapping our trip to New Orleans! We took the podcast on the field this past week, finding some stories for you in real time on ghost tours throughout the city! There's no better place to get some spooky inspiration than New Orleans that's for sure! From ghosts, witches, vampires & haunted hotels - NOLA certainly does not discriminate when it comes to the supernatural! Feeling inspired from some of these haunting locations and stories, we're also sharing other locations in the US that you can book as a haunted wedding venue or maybe your next travel destination to see a ghost bride?? Listen if you dare! 

    Signature Cocktail
    New Orleans Wedding Traditions
    Royal Wedding Cake Sold at Auction
    Nola Pontchartrain Hotel
    Buckner House
    Haunted Venues
    Haunted Areas

    59 min

About Brides Before You

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Two best friends, dive into all things weddings on the new podcast Brides Before You. Unlike most wedding podcasts, we're covering more than your typical happily ever after as we share the good, the…