Brilliant Observations

• A Fat Shamed Superhero sparked a debate. Should Actors put Social Justice before financial security? It's easy to judge others when it's not you getting life-changing money.
• Harry & Megan are the proud parents of a Royal Baby Boy. And they named the poor kid Archie.
• A woman denounces the United States to join ISIS and finds out Merica isn't such a bad place after sexual assault became commonplace in her new country.
• Tiger Woods receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom and for the life of us, we don't understand why.
• And we are quizzed on Teen Slang.

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• Texting the wrong person - John stepped in it big time last weekend!
• WHO out there gives a shit about the royals?? Not Missy
• Missy had creamery ice cream - you know what that means? It means the stomach had its own revolution.
• Speaking of ice cream, wait until you get a load of these flavors. Garlic?
• Missy's got a problem with medical test and waiting

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• Easter candy vs Passover candy - no contest, y'all
• Waze is the modern-day Passover plague
• Missy's anger formula - Jess says is SUPER passive aggressive
• John is noticing inappropriate clothing when the weather gets warm
• Why are men's beards more bacteria-ridden than dog's mouths?
• THE weirdest state rules EVER. (these are HILARIOUS)
• LOVING Life in Pieces!

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• It's just John and Melissa tonight.
• Melissa and the family are on vacation in Florida
• We had to pour one out for Willbe Brilliant
• A woman that Melissa knows went on Facebook and posted about pregnancy at the middle school!!!
• John was woke at 3:21 am and told to seek shelter
• Melissa talks about her mentally abusive Mother.

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• Our theme song is in a Progressive commercial!
• Jess got lost in the woods!
• There are a crystal and china epidemic - what are we gonna do with all our grandparents' fancy shit?
• John says if it wasn't for sex Men would hunt Women for sport.
• Are leggings pants? Jess lays down the law about decency
• A poacher was attacked by elephants and eaten by a lion
• We discuss celebrity most embarrassing relatives - who's the embarrassment of YOUR family?

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• Isaac takes ballet and wears nail polish and Jess gives zero Effs
• World of Coca Cola and the nauseating encore
• What's in your junk drawer?
• TV is spoon feeding the public news stories - oh no!
• The top hated actresses - Jess hates them all and Missy feels bad for them
• When was the last time you had a good night's sleep?
• John is incensed at the idea of Melissa's husband, a doctor, having to pick up dog shit

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• Cousins are allowed to marry - 20 states that say you can marry your cousin - that you're over 65.
• Earworms
• Florida Man Challenge - why is Florida where all the crazy crap happens???
• Melissa thinks Monica Lewinsky and Chelsea Clinton should be besties. What say you? It really is a shame they can't be friends.
• New shows: Lorena, Shrill, AfterLife
• Road Rage and being FURIOUSLY angry
• Public school villains
• Do you make your bed?
• What games are on your phone? Tell us!

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This week is camp hookups, cockroach secrets, death by selfie and post-mordem sperm retrieval. An episode of gems, you can't deny it!!! Also join us LIVE on our FB page, 8 pm EST on Mondays.

• You have night pants too, right?
• OMG someone hooked up at camp and had to call their parents! Help me out guys - if we had to call mom and dad when we did something against the rules, no one would be allowed to go!
• Melissa thinks people need to worry more about hygiene.
• Jess accidentally told half a story to 3 people and finished it with a joke to 3 complete strangers
• Would you tell someone if they had a roach on their shirt? 3 horrifying roach stories
• College admissions scandal - should they take the degrees away? We vote hell no.
• 259 death by selfies - people who tried to take a selfie but accidentally died. This is sad but also HILARIOUS.
• Why are we all self-imposed paparazzi??

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We recorded live in Facebook and had quite an audience! REALLY fun to engage with you all in real time. We talk about tit tats, music parents hate, Michael Jackson's innocence and sleeping with celebrity crushes. Enjoy!!

• John writes a joke a day but can't write stand up comedy? We call BS
• Devastating breakups and heartache - teenage angst
• What music did your parents hate that you HAD to listen to?
• Dirtiest song lyric
• Pete Davidson's answer to music vs. men
• Child abuse vs young marriage - is this a matter of time in history?
• Tit Tats - do you have one?
• Would you sleep with your celebrity crush, or take 100K?

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Lots of chatter today about personal rules and regs. What is your spouse for? How would you like your tacos? What does it take for you to cry? We explore all this and more on this week's episode!

• Why is Melissa's first response always NO? She needs a little yes.
• Did your parents exercise? Jess's parents did not really but they made her do so.
• The Helen Hunt afterschool special and how frightening it was
• John is actually shy...who knew
• Botox and dermatologist humiliations
• Jess and John are loving The Orville - and Jess wants a whole show of just Bortis
• Melissa loves True Detective
• Stupid rehab stories
• Manblaming

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