Brilliant Observations

• John plays Santa for inquisitive Isaac
• Ancestry.com - revealing all the family secrets
• Should we mess with our future genetic spawn? What if we could choose their traits?
• The absolute worst Chanukah gifts ever
• Why does Melissa not allow her kid to spend money for 6 months
• Sugar addiction - kicking the monkey off your back

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• We got a review! Thanks, Odd Dad Out!
• John hates…..telemarketers
• How often do YOU change the sheets
• What baby boomer trends to we need to get rid of
• Jessica's Hallmark movie - Chicken Junkie

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• The fallout from "Friends" Weekend
• Why do we have to be kind?
• John wants a product to thicken skin
• What's on all of those touch screens you are using?

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• Black Friday and New Year's cards - do you throw them away?
• Xmas and Chanukah decorations
• Who buys the gifts?
• Our society is going to shit - literally, why does everything for sale have to shit?
• Jess is being a big baby about our weekend girls' trip
• We discuss people we hate - which for John includes people who tell him what to wear

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• Thanksgiving plans
• What does cheese NOT enhance
• People I hate: rude about outfits at a party
• Million dollar idea: favors for favors
• More people I hate: GUM CRACKERS
• MMMM THE BOBBIE
• Skinning people to use their tattoos for art - what the actual fuck

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John is sad this time of year. Is that curable? Or can he suck it up?

Punctuation is so very important - first hand job experience.

Would you confess or not confess? Jess is the only one who believes the truth is always best. (shocker!)

Urban Dictionary hilarity

Which thing happened first?

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It's our 1 year anniversary!

Do we NEED to force our kids to get chicken pox, and is it child abuse?

There's not TOO big a diff between political fact or opinion

What's the grossest thing your kid has done? Does Jess or her friend win?

John is finally identifying humble-brag-mainsplainers and Jess is super proud.

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Plastic straw people: is this really a problem? John says nahhh.

Letters to Mel's friend (and Jess) about how sad they are re: the Pittsburgh synagogue

Who comes at the end and tries to snake all the cake? Are you a picky eater?

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Lasting App https://www.getlasting.com/

John now has a million dollar idea - or is it

#girlsdopoop - amazing entertainment

A teenager who baked cookies with her grandfather's ashes...because teenagers are psychotic

Billion dollar Powerball!! What would you buy?

Podcast Rodeo is Jess's fave!

Nitwit of the week: https://www.goupstate.com/news/20181015/man-shot-after-triggering-his-own-booby-trap

What makes YOU feel like an adult….or a teenager?

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Melissa's dog has Pneumonia and it has traumatized her. John and Jess talk about when is it time to send family pets into the light. Jess has another Mother in Law rant - innocent until acting guilty. John finds happiness in Canada, eh? What is the best and worst Halloween candy? Also, Melissa's favorite, Listener Feedback

Paul Simon on SNL https://youtu.be/M8cd1h6UWj8

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