Brilliant Observations

How petty are you? What do you hate? Elsie from She Podcast darkens a hotel when she tries you use a quarter to pry out a plug.

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Melissa's Q of the day - what is your worst trait?

John says he's emotionally reactive. Jess is too impatient with people.

Melissa is a huge procrastinator.

People I hate:

If your dog is not friendly, don't be on your cell while you're walking the dog.

Don't boss us around on Facebook. And lastly, STOP BEING OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING.

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• Melissa goes to Visiting Day with slutty brownies
• $100 on Amazon every day
• Isaac lifts mommy's dress to hide
• 19 rules that are unwritten everyone seems to follow - Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2501_19-unwritten-rules-that-everyone-seems-to-follow/)

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• Poor Isaac and Benadryl
• Fruit Picking
• Friends and your partner's friends
• Melissa's parents, and what happened to dad when the evil set in
• C filter
• What are you watching on Netflix?
• John doesn't get Parks and Rec and The Office
• We discuss people we hate, especially golf and all things golf
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Do you wash your feet? Apparently, there are 2 types of people. Let's talk shower agenda!

BDE! Who has it, who doesn't can a person have it all the time?

Melissa and I discuss who we know that has BDE - a little bit.

John is irritated that ALL our friends don't listen to the show. But Missy and Jess don't care.

We help Elizabeth with her problem - sort of.

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• Melissa looks like a maniac full of happiness dropping the kids at camp
• Why is Isaac playing with other people's parents?
• Sugar addiction continues
• People Melissa and Jessica hate
• Anyone who clips nails in earshot needs to be shot
• The Connors - redoing the show without Roseanne
• Woman steals from another mom at a school - do they get kicked out? What about the kid?

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• Isaac wants to be a scoopy diaper and cause trouble
• Melissa has dropped off trunks at camp
• If your 5-year-old breaks something valuable - how responsible are you for their behavior?
• How much kid behavior is the parent's responsibility
• This kid in Kansas - DEFINITELY the parent's fault
• We discuss our first and favorite concert
• Analyzing the Howard Stern show again
• Who do we hate? People who don't apologize and people who play with their feet on the plane

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• Melissa is on vacation in FL! That bitch.
• We try our hand at making friends with other parents
• New segment - people we hate
• Camp - how young is too young to go to camp, and for how long?
• Why is it ok for Melissa's kids to go away for 8 weeks but not to Japan for 2?
• Melissa wants to control everything about Ethan's love life. Ew.
• Why do we always want everything to be over? Jess thinks this is a medication issue.

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• Ethan prepares for 4 exams and a cruise around Japan!
• When was your last good parenting moment?
• The gang talk about when parenting goes right - and wrong
• Embarrassing kid stories - how have they embarrassed you the most?
• Are you the mom friend? Melissa is 74% mom friend. Jess is 25%
• The recipes Melissa should perfect.
• • Meatloaf
  • Cornflake Chicken
  • Scampi Butter with pasta
  • Stir fry and/or Asian chicken salad
  • Breakfast for dinner
  • Apricot chicken
  • Turkey Breast

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• Scary Flying Shark - stuck in our heads thanks to Isaac
• Memorial Day Weekend adventures
• Vitamins on an empty stomach - Melissa won't do that again
• Too many emails - Melissa has 11,000!
• Jess butters her laptop, not the good way
• Chocolate porn - Junior's cheesecake
• Katy Perry is super awkward
• Thoughts on the royal wedding
• Cobra Kai - all three of us LOVE IT

The gang talks about Memorial Day and what went down, Jess butters her laptop and not the good way and John buys cheesecake AS WE SPEAK. Enjoy this week's episode of Brilliant Observations!

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