Brilliant Observations

Why Missy hates Twitter

Phrases that belong at the dinner table AND the bedroom

Dancing with the Stars Juniors - Miss has demanded we all get addictedThe worst possible thing - wolf spiders in Melissa's house

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Maggots and spiders and cooking bugs: oh my!

Mayo - where DOES it belong?

Flu shots - what do we think? Jess has a 'special' opinion

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Melissa's Million Dollar business idea

Jess's great business idea

Kavanaugh and reporting sexual abuse

Jess feels horrible for Monica Lewinsky

Celebrity unreasonable demands

Top 5 cookie Debate

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Believing in god vs. going to high holiday services

Is eating pork moral, just because it's delicious?

Can John work with his daughter - or better yet, can she work with HIM?

Would you put your own kid in jail for murder?

We discuss overrated bands - John hates The Grateful Dead!!

John also hates people in the drive-thru

Melissa has bad stick shift karma

Why Melissa is the best mom

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Rosh Hashanah celebrations - Melissa thought about how to learn through failure

Jess was served tongue and promptly had Yom Kippur early.

Secret talents we don't even know we have

Don't ignore kids that are delightful even if they're strange

Stop soliciting your kid's stuff!

The dicks that stole the homeless guy's money

Melissa can't stand others who can't control their hair

Professional cuddlers - how do we feel about it?

Jess's new book idea

Comedians - should they get faster absolution?

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We discuss gender-neutral language and what's worth keeping and what's ridiculous

Melissa delivers an astounding round of "would you rather"

We all try our American history knowledge with "who said it"

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John reflects on a magical week with Sam

Jess reflects on a very nonmagical week with her family

Not that you asked but...the Made in America Fest is not for 14-year-olds!

People we hate: if you have toe fungus, put on a sock!!!

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John wants to start dying his hair bc women do it

People I hate - bitter jealous people who revel in others' misery

Don't be ratting us out to the ones we hate. Jerks.

Should we give our kids plastic surgery?

Who said it - child or serial killer

John reads the worst humblebrags ever

Who said it - Donald Trump or Kanye West

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• Melissa is torn about having all her favorite friends in her life every day
• Jess discusses whether or not it's ok to keep your toddlers from ALL males as a rule, even if they're trustworthy family members
• Mouth noises
• John hates when people text you and then freak out when you don't write back
• Melissa recommends The Package on Netflix - boner humor
• Cotton Candy Grapes and the panic that ensues if you see them
• Lies parents tell - these are HILARIOUS

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• Body positivity and dieting - and sewing your mouth shut
• Can mallomars give you joy?
• Mindless mallomar eating
• Not that you asked me ….. If your cat runs away to a neighbor, is that still your cat?
• People I hate, a husband and wife who have the same email address. Also: WHY do people sit next to each other in a restaurant

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John plays a game of "name that sound" and believe me, this sound is worth listening to

What's your Karaoke song?

Jess and John give their Podcast Movement review

Melissa's assessment of British public toilets

Mel breaks the no-carbs to eat all the bread and cheese

Brits want to talk about the prez when they find out you're American, apparently

What's your ideal vacation?

Could you be roasted? Why or why not?

What's the worst smell? It's not dog farts.

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