Brilliant Observations

• Jessica can't sleep and when she is overtired things get real.
• Jess is going to "The City" that never sleeps
• Melissa is still on a low carb diet. But there might be cracks in her willpower.
• The girls fantasize about hiring a chef to make them healthy meals.
• Jessica is stressing about what to wear to New York.
• What do you wear that distracts from a neck waddle?
• Jess wants to be Pearl on the inside and Slayer on the outside.
• Melissa is preparing for 4 days without Stu. (Something always happens when Stu leaves)
• Laurel or Yanny?
• Melissa is excited about the Murphy Brown, Munsters, Magnum PI Reboots.
• Wildest catfish dating stories.

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This week John's computer is broken so it's just the gals. We discuss Mother's Day we participate in for others, getting our kids to confess, more guilty pleasures and HBO repeat movies. Good times!

• Melissa's Mother's Day
• Scary movies - not plausible to Jess
• How to pound a chicken
• Grandma Pearl's candy drawer
• Calyx flowers
• Jess's Mother's Day
• Bedtime is confession time
• Hollywood Darlings - Melissa's guilty pleasure
• Melissa has been watching American Idol
• There's a contestant that reminds Melissa of an old boyfriend/hookup
• HBO movies on repeat - remember these?
• Little Known Facts
• Ad tracking instructions

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Melissa ponders over how to keep Stu happy and busy through retirement even though they are at least 20 years off, the gang discusses guilty pleasures, we read some audience feedback and Jess rates everyone's prudish behavior. Enjoy!

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• Jess's adventures in NOT thinking
• Homeland, Requiem, and Hot Fuzz - check them out! Last 2 are on Netflix.
• Melissa discusses how she's a shitty friend
• Jess asks if it's enough to recognize our shortcomings, or do we have to make HUGE efforts to do better as well?
• Michelle Wolf's correspondent's dinner - was she bullying?
• Whole Foods partners with Asian restaurant Yellow Fever and the gang discuss how offensive this name is on all levels

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• Jessica is still feeling the effects her bruised coconut.
• John and Jessica commiserate over concussion symptoms
• Melissa is very observant.
• John tells a concussion story
• Jessica's Mother in Law might move in with Jessica
• Princess Melissa won't sleep on the floor
• Pet stories ensue, Melissa is horrified
• John tells the story of giving his dog a chicken rubbin'
• Public Service Announcement: Don't use a spoon found on a counter
• The Brilliant's try and rescue a bluejay and Mama bird attacked Stu.
• Hair dryers can dry more than just hair (Great for drying the underboob)

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• Jess and John do stand up comedy!!
• Jess's material evolves.
• John + liquid courage = a great show.
• Jessica falls on a broken sidewalk - or like we say - slid into home on her face.
• Abrasion stories.
• What does it take for you to put a sticker on your car?
• Would you leave your kid at this house?
• A house with guns? Tide pods ;)?
• Nail polish porn colors.
• Jessica confesses that she is prejudice.
• Jessica feels that reality TV is the beginning of the end for our society.
• John stopped following Jess on social media,
• And shares his views on privilege.
• Jess hates when people announce that they are leaving social media.
• Melissa's French story has us rollin'!!

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• Jess goes over comedy class and lessons so far
• Outside Melissa's box - matcha tea and avocado on a gluten free bagel
• Bad parenting - the sequel - Melissa finds proof that we were right last week as if there were any doubt already
• The stupid premise of C*ck Blockers - the movie
• Jess talks about the circumstances surrounding losing her virginity
• Stupid things people brag about
• Stupid reasons we dump people
• FECAL RAINBOW IN THE PIEHOLE

We get some podcast feedback that we may or may not implement

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Easter! What's your favorite candy?

John's Chinese food story

Melissa gets hot under the collar with the ladies of middle school

Calling someone a bad parent in a school meeting

Melissa's looooong list of nightmares from her LA trip

Comedy writing

April Fool's day - John was cheated out of his holiday

Appropriate cereal fruits

TARGET DELIVERY! YAAASSS

Melissa has to explain cock ring to her son :(

Why is packing the worst???

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Easter! What’s your favorite candy?

John’s Chinese food story

Melissa gets hot under the collar with the ladies of middle school

Calling someone a bad parent in a school meeting

Melissa’s looooong list of nightmares from her LA trip

Comedy writing

April Fool’s day - John was cheated out of his holiday

Appropriate cereal fruits

TARGET DELIVERY! YAAASSS

Melissa has to explain cock ring to her son :(

Why is packing the worst???

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In this episode, Melissa tries to dive deep into everyone's psyche and find out what our realest fears are - but it turns out hers is by far the weirdest one. We also discuss our ideal riders and what we would demand if we were celebs - Jess has read all the good ones and knows exactly how detailed things need to be! Don't miss this episode! Listen now.

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