Man that was a big mean bird the party just killed. Probably the last thing on the way up to the Amber Temple. Probably. Oh wait, we ended the last episode with a goat sound. Hopefully its not an evil goat.

Show Notes

0:01:00-Oh no! A goat!

0:10:00-This evil goat has some nice fur

0:18:00-Ugh, stupid giants in our way. What a busy fucking mountain

0:34:00-Getting chili up on this here mountain

0:39:00-Hey, we made it!

0:42:00-Nor makes Fleck invisible again to sneak into a crack in the wall. He sees a group of sus humans

0:54:00-The party makes the crazy choice to talk to the people

1:08:00-Helwa goes through door number one of the Amber temple

Jesus Christ, this may be the worst encounter with a dragon I have ever role played.

Just a complete and utter cluster fudge of a conversation. I can't describe it you, so just sit back and enjoy the s#!t show. LET'S ROLL

Show Notes

0:00:00-Audomon Audomon's again

0:07:00-The party just decides to walk into the room and sees a dragon. Whoopsie

0:11:00-Audomon talks to the dragon. It's the worst.

0:27:00-Arguing if someone is blocking the doorway then Big Bean realizes the guy can fly anyway

0:32:00-The dragon decides to get into the fray

0:42:00-Audomon is down

0:58:00-Weeblow is scareded

As the party departs from the company of Yivyenny (forever) its off to the Amber Temple. They're so close they can see it from the where the are now. However, the party has a feeling it won't be a simple trek up the mountain and take all the necessary precautions to keep themselves safe. OR SO THEY THINK! LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

03:00-The morning after, back on the pass to the Amber Temple

10:00-Kosh scouts ahead across the bridge

13:00-Oh look, something that Kosh didn't see

32:00-Kosh casts darkness. Bruce's most hated spell.

41:00-Roc is a big ol' puss

The party ventures further into the cave and fights some weird shit, ceiling stingrays and weird giant bugs. At no time whatsoever do they attempt parley.  SHOCKING!!!   LET'S ROLL

Show Notes

0:03:40-Once again into the cave

0:10:40-At the undulating masses

0:17:40-The party decides to just attack instead of talking

0:30:40-We detect some large figures digging in the more cave-y part of the cave

Yikes, these snowmaidens are no joke. Fleck barely made it out of the last episode without turning into an old halfing but will the rest of the party be so lucky? Probably. I mean what are the odds that 3 other party members will beat the DC 18 distinct times. Pretty good from what I can calculate.

Show Notes

0:03:00-The snowmaidens are currently surrounding Fleck at the top of the tower

0:18:00-This battle is really maturing the party

0:40:00-The party learns that a greater restoration spell will reverse this horrible aging spell. Luckily the friendly priest that loves us may be able to help.

0:50:00-Jeren, Nor, and Kosh make it back to Valikai to talk to the priest

1:00:00-Fleck and Yivyenny have a chat

1:09:00-Nor has an idea that involves the priest

1:19:00-Nor is concerned they might waste the greater restoration scroll on Fleck

So Cliff completely flips out, because he makes several bad decisions and ends up putting Audomon in a very precarious situation. Of course he blames me because I, quote singled him out, endquote. I believe the phrase "this is bullshit" is used at least 30 times. LET'S ROLL…

Show Notes

0:06:45-The party enjoys a nice rest out of the cave before dealing with the undulating mass but the guards respawn

0:14:45-Enter the arch mage

0:21:45-And now there's a wall of force separating Audomon and the party

0:28:45-ITS MATH TIME!

0:38:45-Sven comes in and makes Cliff super pissed

0:46:45-Glenn reshapes the battlefield

Well, Fleck certainly Fleck'd up the situation a bit but it seems that the kerfuffle has passed. Off to Amber Temple. I'm sure the journey there will be uneventful as long as no one decides to touch scary looking statues.

Show Notes

0:01:00-Post kerfuffle

0:09:00-At a pass with a name at it. Names are never good.

0:16:00-Nor is the master of fire

0:19:00-Double boop. Why with the double boop?

1:00:00-Through the portcullis

1:10:00-Fleck sneaks to the top tower and sees some fuman hemales

The party is exploring a dark spooky cave and fights all sorts of weird dragon men. The group is drinking entirely too much and things get very heated in the NERDIEST ARGUMENT EVER RECORDED.

Show Notes

0:00:45-The party examines the invisible barrier

0:08:45-Three black half dragons ruin the door making party

0:14:45-Audomon's mind shield ring really screws over the party again

0:34:45-To the fungus garden

0:42:45-Glenn is approached by a hot naked woman and gets drained

1:11:45-Big Bean rants about the CR system

1:19:45-Into the next room…its probably bats being f*cked to death

1:29:45-There's a bad moaning coming from the room. Do we go in anyway?

1:33:45-The party decides to just rest

The short diversion to Berez has really taken some time, but the party has Baba where they want her. Can they finish her off or will she pull some other trickery from her butthole. Only Big Bean knows for sure.

Show Notes

0:01:00-The fight against Baba is on fo' real

0:35:00-Baba attempts to fly away

0:41:00-Hey neat a gem

0:48:00-Back at the Wizards of Winery

1:00:00-Overnight Fleck gets more…dragony

1:11:00-Yivyenny runs his mouth. Fleck does not appreciate it.

The battle is over and Vanta is pissed. She is not a fan of of being mind controlled, shock. So the party needs to do a little damage control. Also, Rodney creates one of our favorite new characters.

Show Notes

0:10:45-Audomon manages to gain control over Vanta

0:23:45-Well, that encounter is over…and Vanta is not happy

0:28:45-Glenn makes things worse for Vanta

0:37:45-Hey, back at the camp finally

0:43:45-Stupid guards guarding the cave

0:45:45-The birth of the best impression ever

0:54:45-Audomon has a good idea to stab someone…then decides to head farther into the cave

1:09:45-The three non-stealthy people of the party try to stealth closer to the cave entrance