Oh man, if you like doors and opening them then this episode is for you! There are three doors and the party nervously tries to open them. It is truly the highlight of this podcast series.

Show Notes

01:00-Fairy crushes Greylands happiness then they take a short rest

08:00-The party decides to open doors. They are not happy about it.

16:00-The first door shows a passage, time to open a second.

21:00-Cawlrek goes down a shaft and gets shafted

43:00-The party finally opens another door … then after a long time go down the west most door

51:00-Hey random loot in this totally normal hallway

Ha, the party is now in the thick of the mines having decided to go down the fun slide. Unfortunately this slide is like the ones at the park I used to go at when I was little … those slides had my brother at the bottom ready to kick me in the balls. Childhood memories are the best.

Show Notes

00:00 - And now lets meet some more skellys

13:30 - Cliff talks about how he abuses his son … causing Big Bean to get a punishment error

22:30 - The anti-elf sentiment causes some friction in the group

34:00 - The party realizes they can use stuff in the dungeon to fight the dungeon

Back again are ye? Well then I guess an exciting 45 minutes standing outside a cave entrance was good enough for you so this next episode will probably make you shit yourself.

Show Notes

00:00 - The party hears clucking and immediately turns into chickens

04:30 - The party goes down another path and finds a much nicer, non clucking room

08:30 - They find a slide…gonna try to slowly lower the paladin down

21:00 - Down the slide they all go

33:00 - Meeting the first peeps of this dungeon

45:30 - FINDERS KEEPERS!

48:00 - Punishment shot for Dixie

Well hello there people with the ability to hear things, this episode will start a grand 8 episode adventure called the Mines of Madness. Our little group spent a weekend together and Rodney was being gay and couldn't spend the first night with us so I, Bruce, DM'd this one-shot with Big Bean, Dixie, and Cliff. Enjoy.

Show Notes

00:00 - Character intros

06:30 - Backstory!

09:30 - The party stands before the entrance to the mine

30:00 - After some time spent outside, the party looks at the entrance

36:00 - The party argues about dust for a while

47:00 - The party makes their first turn in the tunnels

Hey, neat, a side-quest has popped up. Apparently there may be some "going-ons" at the local abandoned orphanage. Some 'vampiric' going-ons. Sounds less dangerous then the rest of the stuff the party has left to explore in Barovia so they're gonna do that. LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

0:06:00 - Ricky helps the party strategize

0:21:00 - At the orphanage

0:31:00 - The party sees a lot of vampire spawn huddled in the basement...Nor is very excited to cast sickening radiance on them

1:00:00 - Vampire spawn are now getting very tired

1:14:00 - Big Bean - "he's not supposed to die"

The party has been challenged by a big bully of a half dragon, and the party's new friend, Vanta, takes the challenge. If she wins all of the other evil Draconians should follow their word and just leave town. Sure, that sounds about right. LET'S ROLE

Show Notes

0:00:45 - The party preps for the big battle at high noon

0:16:45 - Vanta vs Half Blue Dragon guy

0:33:45 - The draconians do not keep their word

1:16:45 - Everyone loves us again. FREE DRINKS FOR ALL!

1:36:45 - Surprisingly the party lets Vanta stay … then goes shopping…then parties!

When last we left the party they were in the midst of a little brew ha-ha because Kosh tried to shake down Fleck for some loot. Unbeknownst to Jack Poison, I, Bruce Force, let Rodney know that Nor used some sorcerer points to silently message to a charmed Fleck without the rest of the party knowing that when he says "tell the truth" that Fleck will give a lie Nor tells him to give. So lets see how that goes. LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

0:05:00 - External enemies always bring groups together

0:58:00 - So that was a thing, time to split up the stolen gold

1:07:00 - Ricky offers a sleepover

1:13:00 - Lady Watcher's sons enter the tavern

1:22:00 - Jeren!? is stealthy

Finally the party is heading into Greenest. I feel like this will be a completely uneventful and restful stop for them. Oh and they might make some friends along the way. LET'S ROLL

Show Notes

0:01:30 - The party chit chats with the family they saved

0:10:00 - Greenest is not doing too well…there's smoke and fire and stuff. BUT WHO IS THAT IMPRESSIVE TIEFLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BATTLE?

0:30:00 - Everyone realizes Cliff still does not know how to calculate his attack and damage bonuses

0:58:00 - And its over … except for the rest of the giant battle

1:02:00 - Weeblow gets a message about his home; it is not a good message.

1:10:00 - Xod exposes some of Weeblows extra marital romps

1:48:00 - Audomon, Drizzt's son, introduces himself to the governor of the town

Whoops, we've been found out by Lady Watcher. Time to skidaddle! They probably won't go back there for quite a while; oh, nevermind, they go back immediately. Never change guys, never change. LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

0:00:00 - Everyone leaves peacefully

0:07:00 - Speak with the dead time with Ricky

0:22:30 - The party picks on the poor sad drunk

0:29:00 - The party decides to talk to Lady Watcher's sons at the bar for no real reason

0:40:00 - Aaaand back at the Watcher House

1:01:00 - Jack Poison forces the issue about treasure with Fleck

After a rousing speech from his patron Xod is really ready to get the party heading to Greenest. What terrors will this unknown road hold. More importantly what does Weblow look like with no armor on. LET'S ROLL

Show Notes

0:00:45- Xod gets some more messages from his patron. He is not nice! Off to Greenest (again)a.

0:12:45 - Xod takes first watch…a drunk is not the best watcher. And Big Bean suddenly decides to follow armor donning/doffing rules.

0:21:45 - Night 2, Weeblow has much better looking out skills

0:26:45 - Day 3, the party comes to a small town to rest. Audomon is Audomon

0:44:45 - Night 4, nothing. Huzzah! Night 5, complete bullshit.

1:06:45 - Day 6, the party encounters a cart with a nice family and some not nice other people

1:36:45 - Audomon is not letting an enemy run away.