Fleck's arm is starting to freak everyone out so the party goes to Ricky to see if he can help figure out whats going on. Nor is still pretty jealous that he doesn't have a fire arm...maybe one day...LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

00:00 - Going to see Ricky

13:00 - Checking out Fleck's arm

22:00 - Time to check out Lady Watcher's house with the magic horse

39:00 - Whoops, stopped being sneaky

If you like our show rate us on iTunes, why now. Well I hate to pick on Audomon, BUT COME ON, a level 6 character with no magic weapons. That's a special kind of stupid. Good luck with that ring of mind shielding, retard. LET'S ROLL

Show Notes

0:09:45 - After much rambling we begin the game and have to fight two stone defenders

0:30:45 - WOO LEVELIN UP

0:39:45 - Time to backtrack a bit to Candlekeep to identify our loot … and meet some friends on the road (they're not friends)

1:21:45 - Finally at Candlekeep

Big Bean is literally the worst. He had us believing we were still stuck in the wolf den and we were halfway through fighting the battle before we remembered what happened. Oh well, I guess that is what happened when you can't play D&D for a few months. Anybutts, Luber is back and is still a dick. LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

08:00 - Anywho, done with the Abbey, back to Berez

14:30 - Off to Valikai to talk to Ricky...

19:30 - Oh, not him again

Our heroes are in it deep this time, a cave of giants in a old dwarven fortress. Who would have thought it, and who would have thought a good way to avoid getting crushed by boulders is to hide in front of a wall? I guess that's our Audomon. I hope he is prepared for the enemies to come. LET'S ROLL

Show Notes

0:03:45 - The party needs a little nappy nap after the last battle against two fire giants.

0:11:45 - Into the library…if only they could open the door

0:26:15 - The party finds the grave of a fertile dwarf woman

0:31:45 - We all realize Cliff never got a magic weapon

0:42:45 - Audomon is literally the worst rogue in history

1:03:45 - More loot!

1:08:45 - Gonna take a look at the last room

The party is still stuck in the wolf den. When will they wolves get back? When will Jack Poison figure out how to get the cursed treasure? When will the party remember the Abbot is no longer at his Abbey? When will this podcast finally begin? LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

0:02:30 - Nor performs! Then fireballs the shit out of the audience!

0:34:00 - Jack Poison really wants to get that cursed treasure

0:41:00 - Back in Berez to hand off all the children. The party uses its money "charm" spell on the burgermaster.

0:51:00 - Splitting up the cursed treasure!

0:58:00 - Up to the Abbey while the Abbot is gone

1:10:00 - The party helps with a birth. Wasn't expecting that.

The party is still exploring this tomb (or dungeon some may some). Last time they found two hill giants banging and that really put them off to exploring further… just kidding they killed those giant perverts and now have a taste for sex crimes! LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

0:06:45 - We go to the next available door!

0:09:45 - Xod dangerously drinks found wine without checking anything (the party finds treasure)

0:17:45 - Ooo the next room has a soft glow and flickering shadows; probably something cool

0:31:45 - Surprise round on the large creatures forging magical weapons…maybe not the best plan as the party fights for its lives

0:51:45 - Glenn changes the rules of the game

1:12:45 - The gang gangs up on a woman

Oh yeah, this is a stabby episode. The party sees Kyril coming towards them and he doesn't see them. They will not let an opportunity to surprise struggle snuggle an enemy pass. But not is as it appears.

Show Notes

00:00 - The party plans their attack on who they assume to be Kyril the bastard wolf man

04:00 - Oops, there's a bit more of an attack party than previously thought

14:00 - AND THE BATTLE FOR MIDDLE EARTH BEGINS

27:30 - Big Bean completely changes our flanking rules. Madness!

41:00 - Uh oh...Fleck is cursed with Lycanthropy. Maybe it'll make him nicer.

We're jumping right into battle with this one. The party came across a couple of hill giants feeding some poor humans to some weird bug things and they will not stand for that! Not while they could kill the monsters and get XP…and you know, for good and stuff. LETS ROLL!

Show Notes

0:00:45 - LET THE BATTLE BETWEEN GIANTS WITH THEIR BUGS AND A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS BEGIN!

0:30:45 - The humans that were saved seem a little frazzled

0:36:45 - Audomon finds some hill giants in the middle of sexy times

0:56:15 - Oh, the giants were Irish. They had an Irish stick.

1:01:45 - The party finds some Duegar. Big Bean tries to convince the party to talk to them.

We find the party deep in the werewolf's den and they have been given a mission, that if completed, may gain them some very valuable allies. Ah, allies. Something so rare and precious in Barovia that no one would possible try to mess that up. It would be terrible to just throw allies away when facing the Demon Lord Strahd. So let's sit back and watch this lovely joining of strength grow.

Show Notes

05:30 - The party goes to rest and wait for the bastard wolf man to come back but Kosh wants to take kids away from the werewolves first. It goes as expected.

0:16:30 - Nor manages to charm a werewolf.

0:26:30 - Kosh rats out Zuleka

0:41:30 - Jeren makes a horse uncomfortable

0:50:30 - We discuss etherael horse fighting mechanics while we see bastard wolf man coming in from a distance

The party is deep into the first room of Rovim's Tomb and they have sniffed out a secret room. Will they open it? Yes…of course they will. No D&D party just gives up on a secret room in a tomb you idiots. LETS ROLL

Show Notes

0:00:45 - Introducing Dixie Rekt

0:03:45 - Audomon sticks his finger in a hole to enter a secret room

0:15:45 - Fighting invisible things sucks

0:29:45 - LOOT

0:40:45 - We talk about two headed people's sex lives for a while before attacking an etton

1:01:45 - Impromptu funeral

1:09:45 - Couple of giants are feeding their pets