This is an Eerie show, because the party is looking for ears, uggh, I hate myself... Anyway the party is hunting gnolls for gold. Pretty standard DnD Trope but nothing is standard for these morons.

Show Notes

0:03:45-Glenn notices tracks that lead towards the Gnoll hideout

0:15:15-Glenn gets to use his wand of fireball. APPARENTLY THAT INJURES EARS.

0:21:45-Into the depths of the gnoll cave

0:41:45-The party forgoes any sort of stealthiness and just sends in lights ahead of them in the cave

1:10:45-ARLEN NOOOO!

1:15:45-The party finds another child

Those revenants ain't got shit on the party. Now that they've been cleared out it is time to continue the search of the castle. The party finally finds the master of the castle and he is very charmed by their quirkiness...yes, charmed is the right word.

Show Notes

0:03:30 - Checking out the church

0:14:30 - Checking out the upper floors of the castle

0:24:45 - The party runs into a named character

0:38:30 - The party gets directions to the beacon from dead

0:48:30 - Fleck shows off his sneaking prowess

0:51:30 - Fleck shows off his sneaking prowess again

1:15:30 - Hey look, another visage of a silver dragon

Audomon's luck streak continues as he is continually hunted and damaged by murderous demons. I guess, most demons are murderous, are there non-murderous demons. Any way let’s listen to him get wrecked in Episode 94 Hugs and Stitches. LET'S ROLL!!!

Show Notes

00:00-Red-robed, skull adorned figures approach the party

24:45-Audomon sees a flame spout in the distance during his watch. Good things do not usually come from flame spouts

32:45-The giant skeleton spider looking thing embraces Audomon

49:45-Audomon puts mr skelly to sleepies and then puts mr skelly into forever sleepies

That was a nice rest for the party and now it is time to head back to the crumbling paladin castle to keep exploring. It'll be totally worth it since so far the party found lots of cool things like a half dead dusk elf, deadly spiders, and an angry fireplace. Time to see what else fun is hidden away in this Barovian gem!

Show Notes

0:02:30 - Back to Castle Argenvolstdholdt to check on Savid the dusk elf

0:19:30 - Well that was fun, back to exploring the castle

0:30:30 - The party finds a spoopy Nor statue. Nor is spooped.

0:38:30 - Into the chapel with the kneeling revenants. They do not stay kneeling for long.

Well the party once again ignored the instructions of a quest giver and is facing the repercussions. Audomon is having a particularly difficult day, I wonder why?

Show Notes

00:00-Cliff's explains what his wife doesn't like about him

08:10-Through the hole and back at the inn

12:40-A giant man (or man giant?) blocks the party's path on the way to the Ferret

39:40-Well that was horrifying for Audomon

44:40-We make it to the Ferret to hand in the cube. The Ferret does not have good news.

52:10-Checking out the bounty board

So many spiders. Some may say too many to count. Not the party though as they quickly count nine which is plenty enough to put up a fight against our already battle weary adventurers.

Show Notes

0:03:30 - Rolling for fudging initiative against a numerous amount of spiders (it is 9).

0:27:30 - Fleck gets knocked down, then gets knocked down again. I guess the spiders are gonna keep him down.

0:34:30 - A depleted party decides if they want to go further into the castle.

0:40:30 - Into the chapel where the party sees three armored figured. They chicken out.

0:50:30 - Kosh does something nice. Luckily the rest of the party is in the bar drinking.

The party has made there way into the mysterious prismatic room and a good 50% made it by choice. Does this room hold the treasure they seek? Will they make it out alive? Will Audomon figure out the party spent a good 10 mins wondering if they should just leave him there and call it a day?

Show Notes

0:00:00-Into the prismatic room

0:10:57-Audomon hand is prevented from grabbing the cube by a force field. The guardians begin to move...

0:21:57-Audomon cowardly runs away causing some serious concern in the party

0:48:57-Time to grab the cube and check out the rest of the mansion

1:01:57-The party stumbles onto the Duke. What to do...what to do...

Greeting fellow table top pretenders, the party got its new member and got to vanquish an old member again. Ah Luber, you zany undead bastard. Anybutts, Jack Poison really wants Kosh to nap to level up then the party will check out that giant castle they've been standing outside of for two sessions.

Show Notes

0:01:30-Kosh's nappy gets interupted by some meanie werewolves

0:18:30-Fleck starts to dance expecting a rain of blood, but the rain never comes

0:21:30-Uh oh...more lycothropy BS

0:23:30-Time to roll for moon phases

0:32:30-The party checks out the land surrounding Argenvolstholdt

0:43:30-Time to search the castle...in some order that takes a while to decide

0:44:30-A draconic-formed fire ERUPTS from the hearth of the first room! ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!

0:53:30-The party finds a wounded dusk elf

1:03:30-OH NO SPIDERS! CLIFFHANGER! SUSPENSE!

The party has snuck their way into the Mansion of the evil Duke Portyr. I mean they really don't care that he is evil, but it does help some of the more conscience riddenamong the group rationalize the stealing. Not Audomon though, he would steal the last 9 silver from a starving Mother and Child, in fact he has tried to do that. Man he isa real piece of Shit.

Show Notes

00:00-Battle in the head room

16:25-Into the Map Room (Bruce tricks Big Bean into a punishment shot)

23:55-Stealing some random items. It's ok it is from a bad guy.

31:55-Found the Duke's office! Xod is happy to find a drink cart.

41:55-The party makes it way to the second floor.

44:55-The party finds the armor room...with a little prismatic shimmering room in the middle. SUSPICIOUS!

51:55-Audomon finally gets to use Mage Hand usefully.

57:25-Audomon disappears into the prismatic room.

Punishment Shots

16:35-Big Bean

Farewell Chen, sweet Prince, Lord of our hearts. We will remember all of the fond times we spent with you. The time you wanted to kill those children, the time you melded into the shadows, the time you went of to rest by yourself. Yep, I think that covers pretty much all the time we spent with you. Anywho, I'm sure the party will be fine with just three people forever...WAIT WHO IS THAT IN THE DISTANCE?!

Show Notes

04:40-Fleck and Nor go check out the wreckage

14:10-The party sees a dragon and a weirdo staring at it

21:40-Jeren deals with a minor problem himself

25:40-Is that you Luther Morningshield? You don't look so good.

36:40-A traditional nerd argument about rules ensues

48:10-SIX SIX SIX SIX THE NUMBER OF THE FLECK

57:40-Fleck falls for the first time! GASP!