The party made it, I really though Weeblow might have bought it in that last episode, but he is quite the randy and resilient dwarf. It is off to follow the clues left behind by the Dragon cultists to determine how to defeat the growing evil that has been let loose upon the land. Oh and fuck you guys I thought the book was pretty cool. Anyway...

Show Notes

00:00-Glenn uses up the cure wounds wand to get the party to fighting shape

05:20-Upon searching the party finds the Vault door to Vault 76

11:20-Back to Baldur’s Gate the party comes upon three draconians

26:50-A small ash covered boy needs help. So we helps.

30:20-The party receives a book the bad dragon men dropped. Candlekeep will

know more (says the woman). The players shit on Big Beans efforts.

36:50-Into Candlekeep!

47:50-The party rests and relaxes at the keep then Xod refills his cask.

Punishment Shot

02:20-Big Bean does a donut shot

One hag went down and two to go. This party has just gotten started! The party is going into the Ol' Bonegrinder to really give it to those remaining bitches. This is going to be a pounding they will never forget. There will be screaming and clawing and all sorts of bodily fluids will be coming out. Sex.

Show Notes

00:30-The hags retreated to the top of the Ol' Bonegrinder. The party bravely marches in.

05:30-Rhogar pops into the top room with the hags. Very brave of him.

15:30-Jeren joins Rhogar in the hag pounding

22:00-Jack Poison rolls D8s for a long long time. Damn paladins.

26:30-The last hag escapes by being a total bitch

39:30-Hey look, alive children in the Ol' Bonegrinder. Weird.

Man this was an exciting one, the characters had just finished a harrowing battle with some Draconians and are trying to get some much needed rest, but there is no rest for the weary in this area, only the rest of the dead. Will they make it through in this episode? (The answer is a definitive maybe).

Show Notes

00:00-The party relishes in their XP glory

06:50-Time to chug some potions of healing…drugs are good

10:50-Ooo a secret entrance perhaps!

16:50-TREASURE!!!

20:20-Enemies sneak up on us while we are taking a looksie at stuff. How rude.

34:50-Weeblow is down with two death saving throws failed.

40:20-Glenn is down.

46:50-The fight is over and the party is in recovery mode.

48:20-The armor suit found was a gold dragon scale mail. Quite the prize.

HELLO FELLOW SAD WEIRDOS! The party is finally out of Strahd's castle and back in the lovely town of Valikai. Well, not so much lovely as depressing and filled with vampire spawn. After some dilly dallying the group decides to dredge up an old enemy to murder them. Good fun.

Show Notes

05:30-The party decides to pound the hags first. Pound them in the Ol' Bonegrinder.

15:30-A plan has been set. Time to execute it.

29:00-The coven is broken!

36:30-Nor uses silence. Suck it hags.

38:30-The hags retreat into the Ol' Bonegriner

Usually I copy the intro to the podcast here but Big Bean really lays into a dear close friend of the podcast. It's very inappropriate. I think we'll be upping his medication.

Show Notes

02:30-Web is cast and Audomon gets stuck then things get weird.

11:00-Uh Oh…the baddies have backup

37:30-We all say fuck a lot for no real reason. Sorry kids.

1:01:15-Audomon lands the the killing blow with a hand crossbow at fifty feet.

Today’s episode is brought to you by the letter M and the number 71. That’s right children, we have another one off and this time it gets zany. Someone on the intertubes created a race called the Muppetborn and their main ability seems to be making Big Bean super angry. So we forced him to make a one off for us... and even better it ran over so its more of a two off! So sit back relax and enjoy while the players anger Big Bean much like Muppets anger bad guys in every Muppet movie.

Show Notes

0:03:15-We meet JimJam

0:09:15-We meet Abbot. Hey Abbot!

0:12:15-At the gates to the goblin city. Time to fight the gates.

0:36:15-They arrive at the Place of Many Different Things (actual name to be determined). Lots of goblins are there. In the goblin city no less! Who could have foreseen this?!

1:28:45-Onward to the Palace of Many Feet. Oh look a convenient chicken PC

1:35:45-The battle with the Goblin King begins

2:06:15-Big Bean gets pissed and its over!

2:06:00-Big Bean throws the out his script.

Yep…still walking around Castle Strahd. No sign of any exits and now the furniture is starting to attack. I don’t think Strahd shops at Ikea with his furniture behaving like this…this is more of a Walmart behavior. Anyway, in this episode the party encounters three vampire spawn on motorized carts and then are forced to stand in the one open line even though there are fucking 20 lanes but only one cashier working. What the fuck is the point if they’re only going to have one open! This place sucks!

Show Notes

0:01:00-A portrait looks at party and then fights it.

0:10:30-Rhogar gets to use his eldritch blast and is happy. Then does it and is unhappy.

0:24:30-A cake attacks

0:43:30-Nor accidentally summons Piddlewick1

0:52:15-The party finds a tub of blood. Groce. Oh and then they find a young girl.

1:20:30-Into a spoopy alcove that have spoopy statues

1:36:00-Hey we know where we are at in this castle. Four episodes in and we’re not completely lost! To the brasier room.

1:39:30-Back in Valikai. Whoops

The party has defeated Razor, his Bandit minions and the DM lost his saving throw and received 6 points of ego damage. However, the bridge that lies before them may be a portent of their doom!

Show Notes

0:02:55-The party sees a bridge. The party goes towards the bridge.

0:08:55-The party goes over the bridge and into battle.

0:33:55-Into the entrance of the temple

0:40:55-Sneaking around the edge of the temple

0:42:55-It does not work

0:55:55-Glenn receives a new personality. It sticks immediately.

Hello? HELLOOOO? Is anyone around? Can someone direct the party to the exit? Freaking Strahd’s castle… more like Strahd’s labyrinth. Well, it is episode three of the party randomly going down corridors. You know, now that I think about it I don’t think this castle is up to code. What if there’s a fire? Everyone is going to be running around going from bone room to musty alcove to the dining hall. Once the party gets out of here Strahd better be ready to deal with some inspections. God I can’t imagine what his kitchens look like.

Show Notes

0:02:30-Still in the castle…going into the secret entrance that descends into darkness. OH NO THINGS!

0:11:30-The stone chandelier game fire thing

0:17:30-The party finds itself in the study

0:31:00-The party randomly finds itself in a bedroom

0:33:00-A dashing gentleman talks to the party; nor likes him. Rhogar does not.

1:03:00-The party uses potions for the first time ever

1:07:00-Fleck is used to trigger traps again

The party follows the map they found in Wave Echo Cavern and are beset upon by bandits. Well not so much beset upon, as the were invited to be attacked, since Audomon announces their arrival like a fucking town crier. Let's see how that new tactic works out for them.

Show Notes

00:00-The party has encountered some bandits and decides to take them out from afar because fuck em.

05:50-“Not Captain” Razor makes an appearance and talks some.

25:50-The bandits finally get an attack in and do four points of damage. Devastating.

33:50-LOOT!