The party makes its way to the noble section of the city at the behest of raspin to procure the cubic gate. What anguishing trials await them, what terrible foes will accost them, HOW MANY WHEELS OF CHEESE CAN AUDOMON HOLD. We find out in Episode 86 - Billy Two Gates.

Show Notes

06:45-The party gathers before it heads into the mansion to retrieve the cubic gate

10:45-Audomon persuades a small boy to stay in our room overnight

15:45-Through the hole and on towards the mission.

27:45-The party spends some time in the root cellar stealing food. They don't need to but there are some fine cheeses in this cellar.

34:45-The party finds 30 gold place settings. They decide how to steal all of them.

45:45-Shadow thing attacks!

Morning Lord Dammit that bitch Baba Lysaga is not messing around. The party spends some time regrouping and figuring out how best to ambush that bad bitch. They probably do not spend enough time.

Show Notes

00:30-Checking out the mansion's garden. It is shit. Lets go check out the cellar

05:00-AHH A SPOOPY GHOST!

18:00-Plan to ambush Baba from the mansion while she gets her goat dinner

20:30-Whoopsie! Baba is back.

26:30-RUN AWAY!

33:30-Fireballs aren't just for Nor anymore

44:30-Nor uses haste to hastily retreat

49:45-Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin

The party is finally making some headway in their quest to find the greatest magic items Baldur's gate has to offer. But before they get any further they will be forced to endure the trial of the Bear CLAW!!! I mean it's not so much a trail as it is an encounter, and it's not an actual bear claw it's a pastry, but regardless BEAR CLAW!!!

Show Notes

0:00:00-At the Witch's Teat where the party learns who to contact later that night

0:12:50-Off to Galarian in Little Calimshan for some magic items

0:23:50-Everyone takes a break at the inn waiting for night then off to Fazon

0:35:20-The party makes its way to Worm’s Crossing to finally meet someone who can sell our Gold Dragon Armor.

0:50:20-Raspin wants the party to get a cubic gate for her. This may be useful in traveling to a plane that has 3 moons.

1:00:50-A quick stop at The Phoenix and The Feather before the job

Welcome back to the Broad Street Bullied. Well after Chen's first fight with the party he's looking for some R&R but the rest of the party is having none of it so he goes off on his own way. Yeah. That works as well as you'd expect.

Show Notes

00:30-Rolling a character rules for broad street bullied.

05:30-Chen insists on taking a short rest

11:30-The remainder of the party checks out the tree

23:30-Baba fingers Jeren

27:30-The party gtfo's of there. RUN!

32:30-Might as well check out the mansion since the party's ass got whooped.

41:30-Sneaky snakes!

The party is really whooping it up in Baldur's Gate, selling weapons and Armor, seeing tastefully drawn furbolg art and eating their fill of brothel Pecans. They visit multiple mercantiles in their never ending quest to find the best gear. This party really enjoys the high life, LET'S ROLL!!!

Show Notes

00:00-Going to a shop at a furbolg armorer’s shop

14:50-Off to Zooks to buy some random shit

24:50-Audomon pushes his luck in stealing

29:50-Off to a brothel for candied pecans (not a euphamism)

40:50-To the Razor’s Edge for upscale weapons. Unfortunately its run by a drow

49:50-Getting a room at Gregor’s Rest and some lunch before the party goes to see the Guild.

Hey look, fresh blood in the party. Its weird and creepy blood but who are we to judge. Anywho the party is off to Krezk to get rid of the kids and eat some chili. Mmm chili. Why did we leave that town again?

Show Notes

05:30-Off to Krezk to drop these little monsters off with someone

19:00-Chen melds into the shadows of Krezk

22:30-The party has chili with the Burgermaster

32:30-The Burgermaster asks us to clear out the abominations from Berez in exchange for a springtime off-the-shoulder wedding dress

36:30-Esmerelda has had enough of the party's shit

42:30-Off to Berez!

47:30-The party sees some scarecrows. They "seem" like regular scarecrows.

The character's leave their respite and are once again on the trail of evil. I have a feeling we have not seen the last of May though. They begin to make their way towards Baldur's gate to sell the substantial loot they have accumulated since leaving Neverwinter. But I have a feeling that isn't all they will be doing...

Show Notes

00:00-Goodbye May, goodbye Candlekeep. Off to Baldur's Gate!

18:20-Big Bean feels bad in advance for the ten kobolds who decide to attack the party.

25:20-Yay some draconians to kill and level up.

33:20-Into Baldur’s Gate and Big Bean pressures the group into helping a child

48:20-the boy becomes our city guide since we saved his life. Useful.

Yikes! Who saw Fleck murdering someone? That was completely out of character. Now Jack poison having a character die? That is in character. And this new Chen guy is quite the character almost killing to child characters. Knowing the character of the party they definitely wouldn't have stood for that. Luckily we're all characters in this game and Big Bean allowed for a revision or that Chen character would not have lasted very long indeed.

Show Notes

00:30-Back into Valikai to see Rick Tavio. Erwin lets the party know he's not at the inn at the moment.

07:30-The party takes Yivyenny to see Blinksey to help cheer him up.

20:00-Rick is back in the bar. The party asks if he can help with the "hag situation".

26:30-Fleck talks his way into the good graces of the party again. Halfing luck wins again!

31:30-The hag attacks!

The characters make their way to Candlekeep to try and understand the mysterious other worldy clue left by the draconian armies. Candlekeep is fraught with its own dangers and Audomon doesn't get any less weird during down time.

Show Notes

0:00:00-Whooping it up at the inn at Candlekeep

0:04:55-For some reason Audomon tries to convince the barkeep he is a descendant of Drizzt

0:14:55-Time to take care of their carrion crawler problem

0:36:55-Cliff mans up and does his shot

0:41:55-Time to take care of their orc problem

0:48:55-Xod stands there while ten orcs throw javelins at him

1:05:55-Glenn melts nine orcs. The strongest Avenger!

1:08:25-Jurp has deciphered some the book

Well, the party didn't quite get full satisfaction in the Ol' Bonegrinder as one of the hags gets away. Stupid magic shit is bullshit. Anywho, the party decides to take a nappy naps in the windmill and then they're going to drop the kids off at Krezk.

Show Notes

00:30-Time to sleep in the Ol' Bonegrinder. Wait, wtf is Fleck doing???

10:30-Fleck makes the case for himself.

23:30-The party thinks Rick Tavio may be able to help Fleck with his current "hag problem"...and then Chen appears!

33:30-Chen shows his resolve...then Big Bean allows a rare retcon.

45:00-Nor gets to cast fireball instantly killing a band of ruffians.