Brose

‘Cause I’m as free as Brosé now, and this bro you cannot chaaaeeeaaaeeaaange!

This week, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim ponder what millennials are going to “kill” next, how much lottery money it would take for them to quit their jobs, how adulthood has differed from what they thought it would be like as kids, and what two creatures they would combine to make a new “griffin.” Plus, strangers invading your personal space, socks with sandals, and multi-level marketing. Finally, Sean takes a Disney kids show to task for an inappropriate on-screen relationship in “SOB Stories.”

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This week, social media gurus Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim caucus on how to gain Twitter followers – without paying for them! Then, they give their Highs and Lows for the week, decide whether Mark Zuckerberg or Elizabeth Holmes is worse for the world, and determine the appropriate number of whisks for a household to have. Plus, a new round of the Antiques Roadshow Guessing Game, and Tim shows some love in this week’s House of Hanson.

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On this week’s brand-spanking new episode, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim deliberate the issues of the day, such as: if you could bring back one person from the dead and watch a recent movie with them, who would you revive and what would you see? Plus, “hold my beer” moments, heritage. “Freaky Friday” candidates, and foot-in-mouth moments. Plus, with Baby O’Brien due, what’s Sean up to right now? The answer might surprise you! (It might also not) Finally, Matt questions “video game addiction” in “Kaz’s Korner.”

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This week’s episode of Brosé is a special one. Why? Because they’re all special to us and we value them each equally. On this week’s show, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim talk about the worst illness they’ve ever had, wine emoji petitions, donating their blood and guts, the idiocy of the NFL, and the TRUTH about “The Da Vinci Code” that THEY don’t want you to know. Plus, Rich settles a sandwich joke-related score in this week’s Sweeten Show.

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Listen up: you’ve waited enough.

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Wait, they don’t love you like the bros love you!

Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim spend this week’s show answering your questions about their last run-ins with the law, Mayor Pete Buttigieg, the longest time they’ve spent without sleep, how long they each can go without checking their phones, the best ways to relieve stress, and how dumb the New York Giants are. (Spoiler: pretty dumb!)

Plus, the guys play a round of the Antiques Roadshow Guessing Game, and Tim lays into the haters and losers ripping Game of Thrones' final season in this week's House of Hanson.

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I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of the podcast we call Brosé?! Finishing out this session, the bros (after the lengthiest intro of all dang time) discuss banana pronunciation (10:04), glass vs. plastic Tupperware (13:25), most recent purchases (16:43), Furnishing Tim and Martha's apartment (20:48), Josh power rankings (28:30) their most recent phone photos (34:20) K-POPinions (39:37), and Richie takes spoiler culture to task in this week's HOT TAKEZ (45:47).

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Let’s yeet again like we did last summer! On this week’s brand-spanking new Brosé, Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim deliberate over their favorite childhood cartoons (6:08), the best and worst Game of Thrones characters (14:00), songs they’d like to hear covered by other artists (22:45), state names that could be human names (29:15), oldest memories (33:10), cat people vs. dog people (38:10), and mental ages (40:40), Plus, Matt skewers the kiss cam on this week’s Hot Takez. (43:20)

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And then I saw Brosé! Now I'm a believer! A brand new session begins with some of the bros' best discussions yet. The bros tackle the difficulties of striking out on your own, reminisce about their favorite concert experiences, try to get to the bottom of whether women do, in fact, be shopping, and so much more! Plus, enjoy the brand new segment HOT TAKES, where Sean defends a hideous blue monster.

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Call this week’s show the Brosé Express, because it’s a wild ride that goes well off the rails. Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim decide which inanimate object they’d want to be born as, what “rule for a day” they’d impose on the planet, whether they’d rather each crickets or worms, and which Queer Eye coach each of them is. (Take the poll we did here! https://www.buzzfeed.com/ailbhemalone/which-queer-eye-coach-are-you)

Plus the guys play a quick round of “Pay or Play,” Richie gives the results of our recent polls, and the guys give their generally horrifying answers to the question: Which Muppet would you get tattooed on your back?

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Sean forgot to upload Brose, everybody. I don't know whats in this episode, so you'll have to listen to find out! Donate to planned parenthood. Love, Mary

(These view are my own and do not necessarily reflect the brose podcast as a whole but that's what you get when you forget to upload an episode.)