Brother Date

Endgame | Masks | The Changing Face of Evil

I bet there was a scene in "Endgame" where Janeway says to the Borg queen, just before she blows her shit up, "Time's Up." But then they had to cut it because they realized that Janeway had already said that shit to Red Foreman way back when. And also Picard might have said that to F. Murray Abraham in the dumb movie. I don't know, I might be wrong.

Brother Date! This is what it feels like when you're losing your mind!

Renaissance Man | Strange Bedfellows | Thine Own Self

A man can do all things if he will.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.

Brother Date! They're definitely jellin'!

Lower Decks | Til Death Do Us Part | Homestead

Just what does everybody have against sweet Alyssa Ogawa and when is she going to get with a REAL man? Who ARE Weyoun's greatest nemeses? How WILL Naomi get by as a space orphan?

Brother Date! Welcome to level 48!

Sub Rosa | Natural Law | Penumbra

This week, we say goodbye and rest in power to an absolute wildcard. We also decide the fate of primitive cave peoples and wonder whether gods SHOULD have god complexes.

Brother Date! Gotta flick it!

Armin Shimmerman is Legit | Friendship One | Homeward

Torpedo Hospital. Omega Man. Plasmonic Energies. These are the things I'll miss most of all when we finally, mercifully become.

Brother Date! The Prime Directive still counts!

Author, Author | Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang | The Pegasus

Many characters made very good points this week, but don't worry because it was a complete accident and the writers did their best to erase any decent scores that might have been earned as a result. We were basically that one Alonzo Mourning GIF, watching at home this week, just accepting that good points were being made and knowing it wouldn't matter.

Brother Date! Is that Zeemo!?

Chimera | Q2 | Parallels

What was the name of the chimeric being Julian Bashir finds on the desolate planet? What potentially dangerous advice did Tom Paris give to a couple of teenagers this week? How susceptible are YOU to gaslighting? Find out on the latest episode of Brother Date!

Brother Date! Gobble gobble! 

Field of Fire | Human Error | Inheritance

What is my approximate human age? Will my big metal uterus prevent me from having a baby? Am I noble for not telling those close to me the things they need to know but might make them grumpy, gosh?

We go DEEEEEP this week on Brother Date! Forensic psychology deep!

Force of Nature | The Emperor's New Cloak | Workforce Pt. II

How desperate is Geordi for companionship? Did anybody on DS9 call Mark Linn-Baker for advice? Oink oink oink oink oink?

Find out on this week's Brother Date! It's a metaphor!

Attached | Prodigal Daughter | Workforce Pt 1

Matt does twenty hot minutes on fear and shame, and then it's right into the good stuff. You know, what are we supposed to think Picard and Crusher are feeling at the end of this episode, what are we supposed to believe Ezri is feeling at the end of this episode, how bad is Karry Kim's gas in this episode, all the good stuff you need to hear about Star Trek.

Brother Date! Why fitness?