Brother Date

Repression | Rightful Heir | Tears of the Prophets

It's the high holidays, everybody. Pagh tem far Btanay, Peldor joi, and Torva luk do shell to everybody who is embracing the primordial darkness, filled with gratitude, or eternally waiting for Kahless the lil' Bowling Ball.

Brother Date! Preach and amen!

Suspicions | The Sound of Her Voice | Drive

This week, we finally learn what the Star Trek writers think of scientists after these cagey bastards have kept it all a secret for so long. Also, is therapy actually bad for you? And finally, some dating advice if your boyfriend sucks but everybody just puts up with it.

Brother Date! Turn us up 97GHz and party!

Time's Orphan | Imperfections | Frame of Mind

I bet the Relva VII School for the Recently Portaled is pretty nice. Maybe not as nice as the Little Weapons of the Cosmos club that the Borg babies get to join this week, but probably nicer than the Therapy Center for Starfleet Fantasy and Stabbing Urges that Riker visited.

Brother Date! Join now and get fitted for a flashy "forest-print Marissa" under-the-boots number.

Unimatrix Zero Pt. 2 | The Chase | Profit and Lace

Somebody do a chest x-ray on B'Elanna Torres and see what she's got in there because I hear barking! Judah tells us his favorite Fromis_9 song. Some sad drunk tells Quark, "I want to kiss you."

Brother Date! In the future people will give us too much credit for things we absolutely never intended to say or mean!

Lessons | Unimatrix Zero Pt. 1 | Valiant

This week, Picard finally realizes he has some emotional stuff to deal wi--DID YOU SEE HIS HANDS!? Did you see his preposterous hands at that weird angle when he was playing the flute? LOL! Oh man... that was incredible.

Also, Chako spoils the whole summer and Nog has so many powerful delusions. That's Star Trek for you.

Brother Date! Red Squad! Red Squad! Red Squad! 

The Reckoning | My Starship | The Haunting of Deck 12

How many of DS9's residents and visitors have had powerful orb experiences? Why isn't the name of this week's TNG, "Saddle Mine"? Has Voyager finally found a home for Ray (plural)?

Find out on Brother Date! We can no longer be reached for comment!

(redacted) | Life Line | Birthright Pt. 2 | His Way

This week on Brother Date...

We deleted another regular segment from the show for good! Home stretch, people. So don't bother writing in to tell us whether Troi deserved that ice cream. Yet another character "becomes" this week, and we're finally introduced to Felix!

Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah!

Mailbag | Fury | Birthright Pt 1 | In The Pale Moonlight

I don't think the web has really caught on yet, but there are some good streaming comedies on Netflix these days. We give our official podcast recommendation in the Mailbag.

On TrekTalk, we ask some questions. Why's she so mad, though? What's the deal with Shrek? Why won't my lasagna souffle rise?

Brother Date! It's a fake!

Mailbag | Muse | Inquisition | Tapestry

You're hearing it more and more on the street. What do we shout when we pop open a crisp, cold Dos Equis Ambar Especial?

Also, do you believe in the power of an actor's performance, or a playwright's quill? Is Worf embarrassed about ordering breakfast off the kid's menu? Can Corey remember that he and Johnny are the same age, please, for once, can he remember they're best friends and both of them are 22 years old?

Brother Date! I know this one!

Mailbag | Face of the Enemy | Live Fast and Prosper | Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night

In the mailbag we answer pressing questions like "What was Happy Gilmore's name?" Then, we do a solid 60 minutes about dinner parties, talk about some of the least fundamental Voyager episodes, and...(sigh)... have a serious discussion about comfort women. Thanks, Ron Moore!

Brother Date! True grifters for life!