Text by Rich, those assholes beat me up, 50 doesn't sound good, Rich's spending, dog with a shirt, Chris help at monster mania con, pack a sandwich, vegan food, fuck Queens NY, Chris disagrees, offspring of Rich, FYE prices, one dish, Frosty Mike, mirror madness, time to play a game, gay knows gay, have you lost interest, what show do you not want to go to, changing our diapers, Sheri is hiding snacks, iconic front men!

Chris hates taking a shit, Bert ponders poop, Ef Six does not say fart, Jen helped a divorce, Rich and a red shirt, Rich does not lose sleep, more roast beef, Sheri did not buy Chris a belt, food prices, stop talking about wrestling, Bert's week, rap acts, Rich is pale, take a trip with Bert, ask a bass player, kiss fans, Bert is right, Britian's got talent, normal folk, what would Bert say, do you like over production, Rich's pick, I give up!

Here we go again, Steph lied, WTF, was Rich sleeping, new light, Steph made it work, rich should dress the dog out front, Chris doesn't trust Sheri for a food spread, bologna snacks, Chris demands Mam Nat does the food, we are old and don't go to shows, Coroner, how much was that pizza, Jas dropped Bert under the bus, Rich & Bert fucked up, Slayer list, Chris brings back Bitch of the week, Steve watches porn, why are guys pigs, woman are not coming to shows, sexual assault and music, Bert's new Slayer review and how much he loves the leads! 

Chapstick and Sam broadcaster, 100 inch TV Chris is jealous, no practice, Walt has 20 puppies, Chris had a virgin, Rich is old, that dickhead, work sucks, yard birds, K pop, Steph got nothing for Christmas, Rich's death, metal identity, the golden goose, Gen Z, Billy Corgan, Ozzy in the pirates of the Carribean, what do you regret, Bert wants values in people, Bert and fill in band!

4 days and a follow up, Ida got engaged, stepdad Bert, Sheri and meatballs, Ef Six loaf, we should listen to our wives, February 30th, Bigler bill, Irish exit, Ozempic and Rich, Steph got sick on purpose, Ozzy bait and switch, bad first band names, look up that word, S.O.D., how much would you pay to see a band, Bert wants to know, Superbowl tickets!

New episode do we have it right, the sickness, Chris calls out of work, Bert is sick?, OMG final mixes, Superbowl Spread are you angry, Sheri is right, widgets, old people, Pick B and Chris, Eagles hoodie, crooked corner dealer, Venom Inc, Exodus, more to the story, Salty Mantas, get a singer, not with Dukes, heavy metal love songs & halftime shows!

Creeper scares Chris, Rich is so sick, Chris is a she, Mama Nat, Cancun, all fucked up, Mexico is lazy, Maria rules, Bert started it all with bannanamas, dildo for Sheri, Chris sells Dave out, the big day, Burned in Mexico, Maria's fault, Al smokes, M3, Pale Horse, John Sykes, thoughts with Bert, what is the vibe at the venue?

Bert hit the lottery, $6000-won, one armed bandit, whore takes his money, mama Nat is a stalker, pulling words, does the world stop because of the fire, the voice of the voiceless, gen X and what they miss, toxic metal heads, what band, keyboard warriors, Venom Inc., greatest sentence "I have no idea", stealing riffs, who stole what & dream glam band.

Celebrating 50 years of Bert Bigler, red velvet cake, porky pigging with Jinny, Bert's 2 weeks, Christmas with nothing, Swiss cheese wall, worst Christmas for Chris, no more animals, is that cat shit, boxing fidget spinners, pink eye, Rich fell, Facebook sucks, metal at 50, grocery store metal, Slayer said what Bert did, Bert's bday, bass players from loudwire, Cliff Burton, Bert and his list!

Mash unit on Christmas, Bert, Mama Nat & Jas on a coffee mug, Bert boat raced in fantasy football, Salisbury steak, tits on a mug, Rich is getting wings, Chris sucks at gingerbread houses, Facebook killed Rich, talk shit about Rich on FB, burned records, break past at the Bigler's, Steph left Rich,  The list, Billy from Biohazard & Lars from Metallica, Worst Christmas gifts, Dad socks, Alex VH & Detail!