Joe Gordon in studio from Distant Dominion/Mortal Decay. We talk all things regarding bother bands and the new release from Distant Dominion called Ripping Through Time.

Grand Funk old fucks, auto draft, we suck, Chris sounds like Bert, Bert has no wife, record your drums again, TV remote, tour leftovers, Deicide pit, Sepultura, snob, Mike paid money, hod old is Mortal Decay, kids seeing Mortal for the first time, Mortal Delay, no bass player, how do bands do it, slow pee Joe, Ipri and lyrics, should you do it, local scene, G-Willikers and the Pirates Den shows.

Bert's ears are hurting, Dave has to buy new headphones, Philly has gotten really bad, black box, good and bad bands, Milk Boy & south street party, pop up Halloween bar, what does Chris drink at a bar, Maria's back yard rodeo, Bert and Chris break up, Bert text, Bert schedule, Bert should be arrested, STAT show, saddle Nat, cleavage zit, industry & artists, WTF Bert, fuck this label, AI metal, albino whip, Steph and the remote, toast, Bert poo pooed a Slayer review, musicians and attitudes! 

Candy corn, text Chris and he doesn't respond, who doesn't want Dave Knox, grandpa Ef Six, watching the game, show with Bert, retakes for the recording, long time to record, STAT in studio, ring the church bell, strong points, sober Rich, Rich fucks up, cabbage patch kids, if I could be like Chris, Jane's Addiction, they all call it quits, Motley Crue 1981, bad business decision, Linkin Park, the master, Ozzy and death, Disney and perks for Chris.

EXO is a secret band, EXO fucks with us, Ef Six is at fault for everything, Bert is absolutely correct, our teams suck, Megadeth, Bert & Slayer, no golf for Bert, Berts feet, metal mockery, click tracks for Bob, 22 is the best, Steph and Lexi WTF, microwave and toaster went, north... south, east and west, back patches, local bands, Spotify list, jerk off and rip one out, short rope, hair bands, dressing like a chick, Bert will review Reign in Blood next week, WASP tour.

Cat throws up and headphones, Steph and the bed, Rich & the bar, Bret Micheals bandana, Chris and his money, nobody wants to see Bert, AC/DC lyric rip offs, Skincarver Nat, Bert golfed, new fridge, Rich the helper, NFL draft, why did Bert pick Kiss, mistake song, plenty of pretzels, show promoters suck, Rich treats Steph how, singing with no power anymore, a wreck of a perfect..., which one do you want, when do you quit, Chris has a clean Gooch, razors and Chris's cock, good bands with bad names!

Bert starts his shit, Chris and laundry, Chris sucks at gambling, fantasy football, Chris falls down the steps, Overkill show, Jasmine respects Bert (LIES), Steph held back, talking points, Facebook post, social media fuckery, tired, definition, scene is taking a hit, what age should you stop wearing band shirts, Deicide, cash only, Bert fucks up, Oasis reunion, how do you like your sandwich?

Bert's a real asshole, bump in the, Rich's inability, Bert's order of business, Facebook sucks, shore house, tired from doing nothing, EXO and Chris teasing us, Bert and Chris's mom, shitting at Chris's house, chef Bert, Howie and Bert, Rich sucks, passing away, losses in bands, phone use at a concert according to Randy from Lamb of God, Sheri and food, Bert is still on a Slayer kick!

Ignore the mic, not fixing my car, Bert's friend dissed him, Bert missed Kerry King, Slipknot, parking lot t-shirts, happy ending with a cheese grader, Bert's toe nails, weekend at Bernie's, shades of brown Rich, rock gold, Olympic money, the list, nose deep, NFL sucks, Bert is an asshole, the red hawk. everything is late, Chris has a FANTASTIC bitch, WTF cluck, cluck cluck, Sheri is a maniac, we don't listen to you woman, Slayer Show No Mercy Review, tin ear, Slayer is a fraud!

Speaking week, bringing Chicago back out, good parenting, revolving musicians, Mark Rizzo, did you hear that, double tree horror, work sucks, canceling the show in NY, Sheri ignores us, WTF Sheri, old people candy, dry mouth, cluck, cluck, cluck, holy fuck, dumb people, tire shine, this list sucks, Rich fucks up, Bert wants pig vacations & worst rock bands!

Bert is butt hurt, Bert is late forever, seat filler, EXO and sweat, PNC Bank combs Chri's back, National Anthem, Bert's son and the dude, Lexi and her cover, Rich sleeps anywhere, bump on a log, mowing the grass, adaptation of time, eyes of an old man, metal is young man's game, Gojira, Korn started death core, break downs, what is a gent, Chris has no words, log, Bert disturbed by a reel, dad bands!