Chris spills the beans, dookielax, Chris has a hard time to poop, sore butt hole, friends are upset, Bert had a normal life, Rich had to buy a car, Bert went to shows, Dumb dog, dude with chick shoes, Chris does not want to hang out with the Olson's at the beach, bands who pur zero effort in promoting a new (old) release, album covers, Sammy Hagar, set list, RIP Brian Betson, corn, no dookie talk, your thought on cover songs!

Colonoscopy week, carpet fuck up, blood pressure issues, Rick broke Disney plates, got a big dog, all Baptist church, Concert, Chri's and his poops, amps solid, swept the floor, catching water with your hands, Chris had no clue about the farts he will have, Bert's Slayer review and they are a shit show of slow musical puke!

Episode what, park your truck in a tree, peeing next to Chris, we suck, have your fun, Steph fucking up, grilled Salisbury steak, Taylor Swift, Foo fighters, Dave Lombardo, 50 years, Dave Grohl, bassists and Bert, festival shut down for not paying rent, the scene sucks, creamy WTF, 23 funny band names!

Fun week we had, double D is back, Bert back from Vacation, booster chair, fresh tub of cool whip, senior golf tees, what meds did you take, don't park just get out, Chris has a cock sock in his car, the wives fruit batting, Bert & Chris got played, Lexi took Rich's food, Steph is pissed, can't tie a balloon, Rich has a list of things that annoy him, top 15 songs Chris hates, Bert has a great list including  who can pee next to Chris!

This week we celebrate the birthday boy Rich with a special cake, presents and more ball busting, we find out for his birthday Steph could care less what he wanted for his bday dinner she decided for him, Add a lie, Sheri and the baby, The Amish guy, gym shorts and STAT, Johnny Pipe is funny, jerking off to the Bello's, bad decisions, Bert has a new love for Bret Micheal's, cell phones, who is the asshole, air strings, Spotify play list, Bert still hates Slayer, lots of hatred, 10 most hated bands, Knickeback rules!

We talk about candle wax, in "to" the Fire, Kevin was his name, The fire pit from hell, we make more mistakes doing a podcast, The Greek menu, Encore doesn't make that, where was your prom, Jen wanted to get Steph drunk, the food took a while, happy for Steph, memes, stiff weed, over sensitive society, tell your band please, re-live your metal, non-disclosures, playing with your brother,  family over money, Chris has serious questions, Bert has to shit, we had a real moment & Kerry King is a book-end! 

Chris banged shit out, Call Steph the Expert, Is Lexi into metal, Chris and comic books, Bert golfs, Seeds needs a drummer, Rich & Electric, who is Mike, Lipstick pouch, standing for the first band, Death to Us, Dave is a girl, we spell wrong, auto correct is dumb, Steph is out of town, Top 10 drummers,  Lizzy Hale is NOT Skid Row, Fuck off Sabastian!, KK Priest and a blow job! Kerry King review! 

Check one, Rich and the headphones, Sheri won big, how to gamble correctly, grilled cheese and a tube, Bert works to much, Baltimore and the club that smells like piss, Mike is John & John hates Rich, Cannibal Corpse stole the show, Morbid Cross added to a tour, bird shits on Rich's head, would you stay for a glorified cover act, Metal and the gimmicks it has, Slayer not satanic, Randy Travis and AI, Chris's dick gets bigger through AI, Taking 100% from the artists, new category for AI, Stephen Hawkins, Rich and fare skin celebrities, Spray ta and rate our wives!

Suprise from STAT, STAT rocking sexy gym shorts, Sheri sucks! Caffeine Withdrawal, Seeds and Coffee, Sperm Shirt, SFS, Lexi and M3, Eric and ACW Wrestling, Balls Mahoney almost set Eric's dad on fire, Malicious Intent played and Al snow match, Sissy Boys, Old School Days, Shout outs by Eric, Motley Crue and they suck live, Eddie Trunk, T-Pain of Metal, Great bands, Re-living the era in the moment, How important is it to be on the cover of a magazine? Ripper RULES!

This we have a take 2, we found out Chris's weekend sucked, and he gave Sheri bruises from making her work too hard, Eclipse, European bands vs United States bands, Chris was loud and embarrassing, Bert could care less about assholes, time off to golf, Steph's Birthday, M3 and the rain, no hoodie for Rich, M3 are cheap, fans suck, Queensryche fans very butt hurt,  how many 80's anthems can you take, Steve Summers, Bret Micheals' the therapist, presents, Natalini overnight bag, cruises, toilet paper and Rich.