The boys attempt to contextualize perpetual Cleveland Browns Twitter hype, compare WR draft history, and find some surprises in early post-free agency NFL power rankings.

The boys enter the NFL’s legal tampering period with open minds and somewhat open wallets, get to know a handful of new Cleveland Browns, and take a second look at ex-flames — Josh Gordon and OBJ.

The boys bravely wade into a maelstrom of “trade Nick Chubb” debate on Twitter, attempt to predict what an aggressive offseason means for Cleveland Browns GM Andrew Berry, and go into the Pro Football Hall of Fame with a .200 winning percentage.

The boys consume their typical diet of front office word salad at the combine press conference, distract a starving fanbase with shiny retro helmets, and lament a lifetime of Cleveland sports stadium ineptitude.

The boys say goodbye to Mike Priefer, say hello to Bubba Ventrone, accept a less than mediocre early NFL power ranking, and long to live off of plain white bread and water on a four day darkness retreat.

The boys wonder what Big Game 57 means to the Cleveland Browns, scroll through Greg Newsome’s Twitter timeline, & prepare for an offseason of uncertainty.

The boys discuss the NFL’s “new look” Pro Bowl, wonder what Joe Woods’ short stay in the unemployment line says about the Cleveland Browns, and offer up their predictions for the Super Bowl.

The boys say goodbye to Tom Brady, welcome Sean Peyton to Denver, send multiple Cleveland Browns to the Pro Bowl, and propose resigning Kareem Hunt and trading Nick Chubb.

The boys discuss Myles Garrett’s Defensive Player of the Year nomination snub, wander into another discussion of PFF analytics weirdness, and watch film with local media members and Cleveland Browns Head Coach, Kevin Stefanski.

The boys eat turkey sandwiches with Bill Belichick, lament broken locker-room continuity, and win the press conference with the Cleveland Browns new Defensive Coordinator, Jim Schwartz.