The boys utilize their impeccable, credible, and super-secret sources to debate the pros and cons of adding DeAndre Hopkins to the 2023 Cleveland Browns.

The boys discuss the passing of the most important player in the history of the Cleveland Browns — legendary Hall of Fame running back, Hollywood actor, and civil rights icon, Jim Brown.

The boys discuss the pros and cons of adding Za’Darius Smith and arrive at two different conclusions after playing the way-to-early Cleveland Browns schedule game.

The boys debate the merit and motivation behind a litter of dawg logos and find out how the Cleveland Browns fare in the most recent NFL Power Rankings.

The boys take an amateur approach to Draft analysis, swing the pendulum of Cleveland Browns fandom back toward guarded optimism, and prepare for life as underdogs in the 2023 NFL season.

The boys lament the absence of their spring Super Bowl ritual, examine a couple mock drafts with mild disinterest, and look forward to celebrating defensive line depth for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys struggle to find meaning in a life without the NFL Draft, discover Andrew Berry near the bottom of the GM Power Rankings, and learn to accept the Cleveland Browns future as perpetual football villains.

The boys question the legitimacy of Greg Newsome’s trade request, formally say goodbye to Kareem Hunt, and ask themselves, “just how good is Deshaun Watson anyway?”

The boys come down with a bad case of the yips, debate whether Cleveland is really a three sport town, sell Tyreek Hill’s autograph on eBay, and imagine a Cleveland Browns Super Bowl in the wake of Jimmy Haslam’s Faustian bargain.

The boys wrap up free agency, hang out with Jimmy Haslam at the owners meetings, and survey the wreckage left in the wake of Deshaun Watson’s guaranteed contract.