The boys apparently drop acid and hallucinate a wildly improbable short-handed Cleveland Browns victory against QB wunderkind Brock Purdy and the undefeated San Francisco 49ers.

The boys re-evaluate their own postgame evaluations, lose faith in Kevin Stefanski, and find the bye-week Cleveland Browns teetering on the precipice of another lost season.

The boys heroically shrug off another disappointing Sunday of Browns football, attempt to contextualize crappy play with proper perspective, and accept their inevitable fate as the Cleveland Deshaun Watsons.

The boys put a painful Monday night loss behind them and watch the Browns finally put it all together—offense, defense, and special teams—in a convincing 27-3 victory against the Tennessee Titans.

The boys contemplate life without Nick Chubb, take a sober look at Deshaun Watson and Kevin Stefanski, and attempt to justify their continued fandom in the aftermath of another nightmarish Monday night in Pittsburgh.

The boys celebrate a week one beat down of Burrow’s Bengals, nominate Jim Schwartz for Defensive Player of the Year, and look ahead to white helmets, Monday Night Football, and the dreaded Pittsburgh Steelers.

The boys welcome very special guests, make bold Browns predictions, and attempt to shed decades of regrettable sports history in the dawn of a promising new era of Cleveland Browns football.

The boys get caught in another Cade York kicking conundrum, lament preseason injuries, make a long overdue roster cut, and find positives in the Cleveland Browns final preseason matchup against the Kansas City Chiefs.

The boys climb aboard the Austin Watkins hype train, suffer from a serious case of DTR fever, and make kinda confident kicks with Cade York in the Cleveland Browns preseason matchup against the Philadelphia Eagles.

The boys offer postgame reaction, overreaction, hot takes, and amateur analysis in the afterglow of the inclement Cleveland Browns preseason matchup against the Washington Commanders.