The boys talk Cavs caving, baseball balking, and Deshaun Watson’s unequivocal endorsement of Kevin Stefanski as head coach of the Cleveland Browns. White face masks, too!

The boys move the team to Brook Park, suffer through another ill-fated Cleveland lakefront development pitch, and indulge in the holy trinity of awful sports talk topics — taxes, tickets, and stadium talk. Weeeee!

The boys absolutely do not discuss free agency, look for nefarious motives behind the addition of Mike Vrabel, and find football futility in the absence of a Deshaun Watson return to form.

The boys suffer a relapse of Flacco Fever, debate the need for elite wide receivers for elite QBs, and dig into a veritable cornucopia of Cleveland Browns and general NFL news.

The boys put a dome on banal stadium debate, examine cap cutting silly season social media anxiety, and ultimately find themselves right back where they were — wondering if Deshaun Watson will ever be Deshaun Watson for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys introduce myriad new Cleveland Browns coaches, ponder the plausibility of a potential power struggle in Berea, and lament the undeniable symptoms of oncoming G.O.A.T. fatigue in the wake of yet another Kansas City Chief Super Bowl appearance.

The boys recover from their postseason beat down in Houston, freak out over fairly typical offseason NFL banality, and pound shirtless beers with Jason Kelce.

The boys attempt to pry perspective from a poor playoff performance, beat back the post-wildcard Browns blahs, and square their own life expectancy against potential Browns Super Bowl appearances.

The boys play the backups backups in Cincinnati, get annoyed at continued Pittsburgh Steelers excellence, and prepare for a wildcard matchup against C.J. Stroud and the surprising Houston Texans.

The boys witness their beloved Browns clobber the Jets on Thursday night and benefit from playoff clarity courtesy of inevitable MVP, Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens.