The boys recover from their postseason beat down in Houston, freak out over fairly typical offseason NFL banality, and pound shirtless beers with Jason Kelce.

The boys attempt to pry perspective from a poor playoff performance, beat back the post-wildcard Browns blahs, and square their own life expectancy against potential Browns Super Bowl appearances.

The boys play the backups backups in Cincinnati, get annoyed at continued Pittsburgh Steelers excellence, and prepare for a wildcard matchup against C.J. Stroud and the surprising Houston Texans.

The boys witness their beloved Browns clobber the Jets on Thursday night and benefit from playoff clarity courtesy of inevitable MVP, Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens.

The boys drink plenty of fluids, eschew bed rest, and succumb to Flacco fever in the wake of yet another gaudy aerial explosion by Joe Flacco, Amari Cooper, and the playoff-bound Cleveland Browns against the Houston Texans.

The boys celebrate a sober Sunday before Victory Monday, temper expectations for playoff success, and witness a depleted Cleveland Browns roster gut out an unlikely win against da scrappy Chicago Bears.

The boys learn to live in the moment, fan without baggage, and simply enjoy the Cleveland Browns sound victory over the Jacksonville Jaguars, playing in games that matter, and winning in the month of December.

The boys wrap up a disastrous trip out west, endure another anemic defensive effort, and maybe finally find a quarterback for the stretch run in a decisive loss to the surging Los Angeles Rams.

The boys inexplicably pass the ball a million times versus a poor Denver Broncos rush defense, suffer a rash of alarming injuries, and find themselves stuck out west — pinning their waning playoff hopes on a recently unemployed quarterback.

The boys look back fondly on Isiah Crowell’s celebratory end zone dump and bask in the afterglow of a methodical Cleveland Browns victory over the inexplicably, frustratingly, and annoyingly competitive Pittsburgh Steelers.