The boys celebrate the return of dawg pound dumpster fire dysfunction, wonder what the hell we’re going to do with Deshaun Watson, and stare down a long Cleveland Browns season of almost certain uncertainty.

The boys build a franchise on sour soil, are haunted by familiar Forest City football feelings, and face a rapidly approaching season with typical Cleveland Browns fan dread.

The boys lament the loss of off-season innocence as their beloved Cleveland Browns find themselves mired in the wreckage of a botched trade proposal gone awry and a promising draft pick gone bust.