The boys blow the chance to blow it up, are resigned to the inevitable double down on Deshaun Watson, and are inexplicably inactive during the NFL trade deadline.

The boys find themselves despondent in the doldrums of a nightmare 1-6 record, respond by recording their most fatalistic episode yet, and all but give up on the Cleveland Browns.

The boys find frustration with local media, watch Deshaun’s downfall rebrand a once competent coaching staff, and forecast a four or five win season for the suddenly sucky Cleveland Browns.

The boys compare Browns fandom to popping zits, attempt to explain declining offensive production, and struggle to find an agreeable path forward for Deshaun Watson and the Cleveland Browns.

The boys celebrate the return of dawg pound dumpster fire dysfunction, wonder what the hell we’re going to do with Deshaun Watson, and stare down a long Cleveland Browns season of almost certain uncertainty.

The boys build a franchise on sour soil, are haunted by familiar Forest City football feelings, and face a rapidly approaching season with typical Cleveland Browns fan dread.

The boys lament the loss of off-season innocence as their beloved Cleveland Browns find themselves mired in the wreckage of a botched trade proposal gone awry and a promising draft pick gone bust.