The boys lament lopsided losses, stare into the quarterback abyss, and convince themselves the answers lie in the draft with Mendoza and Moore.

The boys play out the string, get the same result regardless of the QB, and watch the Cleveland Browns once again play the bulk of this year for next year.

The boys marvel at Myles Garrett’s defensive dominance and dare to believe football might finally be fun again as the Shadeur Sanders era launches in Vegas.

The boys say goodbye to the failed Stefanski/Berry era and officially usher in the high profile glitz, glamour, and gridiron greatness of the coming Deion Sanders-led Brookpark Browns.

The boys win a game against a bad team but cheer up anyway, celebrate Victory Monday without offensive clarity, and cool Stefanski’s hot seat for another week.

The boys gear up for Gabriel’s Great Britain debut and try to figure out who’s to blame for the Browns offensive ineptitude.

The boys care too much, fake indifference, and suffer through two soul-crushing weeks of the 2025 Browns season.

The boys bask in the chaotic afterglow of a rollercoaster Browns offseason and ask themselves what—if anything—they’ve learned.

The boys try to make sense of the Browns QB depth chart and advocate for reducing the rookies by week one of the upcoming NFL season.

The boys look for answers in conspiracies and clash over whether the Cleveland Browns handed Shedeur Sanders an equitable camp opportunity or just a participation trophy.