The boys try to make sense of the Browns QB depth chart and advocate for reducing the rookies by week one of the upcoming NFL season.

The boys look for answers in conspiracies and clash over whether the Cleveland Browns handed Shedeur Sanders an equitable camp opportunity or just a participation trophy.

The boys (minus one) try to put the recent Quinshon Judkins assault allegations into much needed perspective and look forward to training camp, a new helmet, and the upcoming Cleveland Browns 2025 campaign.

The boys wonder about the wisdom of winning, debate the merits of tanking, and ineptly defend the upside of playing Forty-year-old Flacco.

The boys fill the absence of substantive Browns news with speeding tickets, local media bluster, nonsensical uniform talk, and unnecessary jabs at the color yellow.

The boys say goodbye to Browns legend Nicholas Jamaal Chubb and ask: Is it time for Myles Garrett to lead?

The boys get soft come playoff time, upset a Cleveland county executive in pursuit of climate control, and embark on their annual make good with the fans media tour.

The boys lament the Cavs too early offseason, attempt to evaluate a too crowded QB competition, and find normalcy in the comforting weirdness of the Cleveland Browns decision makers.

The boys bask in the afterglow of another draft day championship, secure a summer of sunshine in the white hot media spotlight, and take a look back at another always interesting Cleveland Browns sh-draft.

The boys drink plenty of fluids, eschew bed rest, and succumb to Flacco fever in the wake of Andrew Berry’s inspired mea culpa and conservatively sensible resigning of former and now current Cleveland Browns QB, Joe Flacco.