The boys break down fat guys, fast receivers, and dive headfirst into the warm, sweet embrace of super positive post-draft feels — once again falling foolishly in love with the Cleveland Browns.

The boys engage in a brutal, knockdown drag-out over voluntary workouts, stubborn refusal to hit the “easy” button, and the fan-issued pass Myles Garrett gets on leadership.

The boys follow the latest blueprint for NFL success, talk themselves into a homegrown reclamation project, and unapologetically entertain the possibility of Deshaun Watson as QB1 in 2026.

The boys get fat on the line, rehash Myles Garrett trade scenarios, disagree on Josh Gordon’s legacy, and pad the podcast with garbage time stats and cool, casual indifference.

The boys wrestle with whether to honor Myles Garrett’s Super Bowl ambitions and squint hard enough to see hope in a weakened AFC North.

The boys move from stunned to irrationally stoked as they prepare to overanalyze and prematurely canonize the Todd Monken era of the Cleveland Browns.

The boys navigate the bizarre reality of a post Tomlin, Harbaugh, and McDermott NFL and accept the inevitable hiring of the dreaded Unproven Coordinator Dude as Cleveland’s new head coach.

The boys kinda celebrate a 10-6 win against Pittsburgh, debate whether they’re playing hard for a lame duck, and for better or worse agree to hand all of ‘26 to 12.

The boys lament lopsided losses, stare into the quarterback abyss, and convince themselves the answers lie in the draft with Mendoza and Moore.

The boys play out the string, get the same result regardless of the QB, and watch the Cleveland Browns once again play the bulk of this year for next year.