The boys fill the absence of substantive Browns news with speeding tickets, local media bluster, nonsensical uniform talk, and unnecessary jabs at the color yellow.

The boys say goodbye to Browns legend Nicholas Jamaal Chubb and ask: Is it time for Myles Garrett to lead?

The boys get soft come playoff time, upset a Cleveland county executive in pursuit of climate control, and embark on their annual make good with the fans media tour.

The boys lament the Cavs too early offseason, attempt to evaluate a too crowded QB competition, and find normalcy in the comforting weirdness of the Cleveland Browns decision makers.

The boys bask in the afterglow of another draft day championship, secure a summer of sunshine in the white hot media spotlight, and take a look back at another always interesting Cleveland Browns sh-draft.

The boys drink plenty of fluids, eschew bed rest, and succumb to Flacco fever in the wake of Andrew Berry’s inspired mea culpa and conservatively sensible resigning of former and now current Cleveland Browns QB, Joe Flacco.

The boys comment on Jimmy Haslam’s comments, take a swing and a miss at quarterback, and are more confused than ever when it comes to the Cleveland Browns and the 2025 NFL Draft.

The boys watch with stupefied awe as heroic multi-billionaire and Cleveland Browns owner, Jimmy Haslam writes Godzilla-sized checks to Myles Garrett, the Brook Park stadium project, and Dad-rock legends, Journey.

The boys try to make sense of the tidal wave of Shedeur Sanders slander and find QB consensus at two, no matter who for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys take a semi-serious look at the silly season quarterback derby and try to suss out sincere interest verses smoke for the Cleveland Browns.