The boys offer postgame reaction, overreaction, hot takes, and amateur analysis in the afterglow of the inclement Cleveland Browns preseason matchup against the Washington Commanders.

The boys welcome a special guest host, discuss yet another (!) fan logo vote, and pick apart Mike Sando from The Athletic’s 2023 quarterback tier rankings as determined by 50 NFL general managers, coaches, and executives.

The boys head to The Greenbrier to celebrate the start of training camp and make a half-hearted attempt at coherent analysis of the Browns roster.

The boys discuss the wisdom of Browns butt wipe marketing, white helmets, throwback jerseys, Nick Chubb, and the diminishing role of the running back in the modern NFL.

The boys look back fondly on great moments in Browns supplemental draft history, build lasting fan loyalty on the legend of Bernie Kosar, and hang out with Hammerin’ Hank in the Dawg Pound.

The boys confront the complicated legacy of the post ‘99 Cleveland Browns, utilize a veritable cornucopia of fifty-cent words, and play “Where’s Winslow” on Stadium Talk’s list of the Most Hated NFL Players of All Time.

The boys wonder if you have to want to be good to be good, discuss a few of the best players who never won a Super Bowl, and lament the Cleveland Browns strong showing in Yardbarker’s worst NFL teams in the last 50 years list.

The boys find themselves mired in the dawg-days of off-season nothingness, wonder just how good Myles Garrett REALLY has to be, and discuss the Browns leap inside the top ten of PFF’s NFL Power Rankings.

The boys revisit the Police Blotter, attempt to make sense of one team having three logos, and discuss Sports Illustrated’s “100 Bold Predictions for the 2023 NFL Season.”

The boys browse the Police Blotter for Browns, dominate mandatory minicamp, and question the motive behind miserable 2023 season predictions for the Cleveland Browns.