The boys find themselves mired in the dawg-days of off-season nothingness, wonder just how good Myles Garrett REALLY has to be, and discuss the Browns leap inside the top ten of PFF’s NFL Power Rankings.

The boys revisit the Police Blotter, attempt to make sense of one team having three logos, and discuss Sports Illustrated’s “100 Bold Predictions for the 2023 NFL Season.”

The boys browse the Police Blotter for Browns, dominate mandatory minicamp, and question the motive behind miserable 2023 season predictions for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys utilize their impeccable, credible, and super-secret sources to debate the pros and cons of adding DeAndre Hopkins to the 2023 Cleveland Browns.

The boys discuss the passing of the most important player in the history of the Cleveland Browns — legendary Hall of Fame running back, Hollywood actor, and civil rights icon, Jim Brown.

The boys discuss the pros and cons of adding Za’Darius Smith and arrive at two different conclusions after playing the way-to-early Cleveland Browns schedule game.

The boys debate the merit and motivation behind a litter of dawg logos and find out how the Cleveland Browns fare in the most recent NFL Power Rankings.

The boys take an amateur approach to Draft analysis, swing the pendulum of Cleveland Browns fandom back toward guarded optimism, and prepare for life as underdogs in the 2023 NFL season.

The boys lament the absence of their spring Super Bowl ritual, examine a couple mock drafts with mild disinterest, and look forward to celebrating defensive line depth for the Cleveland Browns.

The boys struggle to find meaning in a life without the NFL Draft, discover Andrew Berry near the bottom of the GM Power Rankings, and learn to accept the Cleveland Browns future as perpetual football villains.