Bari and Dylan are back from their online shopping sprees to break down two A+ episodes of reality television. First, they dive into the dueling pool parties of Vanderpump Rules, and decide which looked more fun. They also get into the Jax of it all, and why his gym/drug habits are genuinely concerning. Next, they pivot to RHOBH, and why the war on Kyle is exactly what we needed. After discussing Dorit’s burgeoning pasta empire, they celebrate Denise Richards, because it’s what she deserves.

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