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We've all been there. Sitting in Hell when you learn some velvety, backwoods cult leader has kidnapped your granddaughter for some nefarious, world-dominating scheme.
Did you know Bucky's Basement is on the Dark Web? Yep. Along with all your other favorite...interests. So jump on that Tor search engine and find our latest Fast Pitch if you dare. We can't (legally) post what the episode is about here. But a special guest unexpectedly found us while we were recording and made it something unique.
Two Crusade Bros have had enough of the Holy Land — too much sun, too much guilt, too many swords in too many people. They desert, wander back to Europe, and find the whole continent has gone janky.
The Sack delivered something rare this week — four one-word titles. That means everyone gets their own word, their own pitch, their own movie.
INT. BUCKY’S BASEMENT NIGHT
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.
The basement door slowly opens.
CREEEEEEAK.
A SMALL PAPER BAG sits on the doorstep — ON FIRE.
BUCKY
From deeper in the studio:
OLDBOY
Too late.
Bucky stomps the flames out with his leather magician shoe.
He pauses.
Something was inside the bag.
Slowly, he bends down… removes the shoe… and brings it to his nose.
Sniff. Sniff. Sniiiiiiiiiiff.
Bucky recoils in horror.
BUCKY
CUT TO BLACK.
The Sack has spoken, and this week it delivered something truly unprecedented: Snow Yogurt and Green.
Welcome to Bucky's Basement! This week, we're suiting up for a **Casting Cage** episode covering the 2010 indie superhero cult hit: *Kick-Ass*.
This week on Fast Pitch, The Sack giveth a coveted 3-Word Title: The Posh Climber.
Sometimes when you stare directly into the sun you can still see the sun when you look away. Like the image is burned into your retina, and your mind. And sometimes when you watch a lot of Nic Cage movies he just becomes burned into your mind, popping out at the most inopportune times. For example, when you're trying to record a podcast episode that has nothing to do with him, but he couldn't take not being in the spotlight...and so here we are. It's another episode of Fast Cage, or, Cage Pitch...Pitch Coppola? Rich Gabagool? Now I'm just writing nonsense. Why are you still reading? Just play the damn episode!
This episode is brought to you by:
The number 4
The letter T
Square pegs in round holes
and contributions from loyal listernships like you.
Thank You, your tote bag is not in the mail.
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