What happens when the truth of history is revealed? When the real causes behind a war are shown the light of day? Who knows because that’s not what happens here, instead we present to you a version of history that may be more entertaining or more horrifying depending on your taste. Thanks for listening this … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 15 – Lebbie: The Life and Times of Little Debbie"

Is there space in the family film sphere for a thinly veiled allegory for communism starring cute animals in a CGI adventure about a raccoon trying to find a fabled land? I guess we will find out today when we hear about Justin Bieber starring in Trash World! Thanks for listening and please rate us … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 14 – Trash World"

These days there are many torture porn reboots coming in the pipe but what if we didn’t do a reboot but instead created a whole new thing using Rupert Holmes’ “Escape” as the foundation for horror? Well now is the time for you to find out. This one is a bit shorter but it’s also … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 13 – The Piña Colada Effect"

Did you ever think that what the romantic comedy Four Weddings and a Funeral was missing being set in a bar and also all three Jonas Brothers? Then you’re in luck because this week we have all that and more when we try to convince TJ Moneybags with the power of matrimony and death to … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 12 – Four Weddings and a Funeral at a Bar"

This week we attempt to appeal to our keeper TJ Moneybags’ sense of faith in capitalism by imagining a post apocalyptic America in which the department store Kohl’s reigns supreme and hosts running man style competitions for fabulous Kohl’s Cash and a life-changing prize. Please enjoy and rate us on Apple Podcasts and subscribe on … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 11 – Super Shopper"

We hope that this time by combining the brutal warfare and combat of movies like Gladiator with a high fantasy backdrop in the vein of Lord of the Rings mixed with a dash of circular political intrigue we will finally be allowed to leave behind our contract. If we can’t we shall see you next … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 10 – Candyland"

There was a time in history when Mikhail Gorbachev was one of the most powerful men in the world, then there was a time shortly thereafter where he appeared on Pizza Hut commercials. In this weeks episode we imagine a movie in the grand tradition of Baby’s Day Out, Home Alone 2: Lost In New … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 9 – Gorby Wants A Slice"

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you smashed Source Code, Groundhog Day and Unstoppable together? Well we did and now you get Time Train, a vehicle to reunite Matthew McConaughey and Sandra Bullock 20 some odd years after A Time To Kill but with a big ol’ twist. Thanks for listening please rate … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 8 – Time Train"

Welcome back to the nightmare that never ends. Having failed to bring art to the world this week we are going to attempt to appeal to every man’s need to leave a mark on his world, rich people love buildings and seemingly loved no building more than the church of Notre Dame, so why not … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 7 – The Hunchback of Van Damme"

In hopes of getting out of our contract this week we appeal to TJ Moneybags’ sense of artistry and present to you our idea of something that could sweep cannes, in the tradition of films such as The Childhood of a Leader comes Diary of a Young Sh*tter. This is a film we truly feel … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 6 – Diary Of A Young Sh*tter"