In episode 5 of Building The Giraffe we attempt to placate TJ Moneybags by exploring the broad comedy that can come from combining of two classics There’s Something About Mary and Dude, Where’s My Car? into a movie that both the average fan and car fetishists can enjoy. We think we did it this time … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 5 – There’s Something About My Car"

Being that musician biopics are all the rage now we decided perhaps our benefactor would enjoy one about America’s songbird, John Denver. This week we present to you the lightly dramatized look at his life. This might be the one that gets us out of our contract but if it isn’t tune in next week … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 4 – Almost Heaven, WV"

This week on Building the Giraffe we delve into the tentpole first movie in the interconnected board game universe we hope to build with the help of Kevin Hart and The Rock, Operation! A cross between saw and a medical rivalry movie will this be the one that finally get us out of our contract … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 3 – Operation"

In Episode 2 of Building the Giraffe we attempt to placate TJ Moneybags by rebooting both the Cocktail and Robocop franchise into one film starring the razzle dazzle of flair bartending and the genre defining sci-fi action of robot police. Thanks for listening, rate us on iTunes and tune in next week for something that … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 2 – Robococktail"

In our inaugural episode we explain how we came to be in the business of pitching movies to our benefactor/enslaver TJ Moneybags, Esq to possibly fund for production and then we weave you the tale of The Last Shot a movie that we believe will play well to not only doomsday prepping anti-vaxxer maniacs but … Continue reading "Building The Giraffe Episode 1 – The Last Shot"