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Tom found another great survey for the guys to dissect, this time about people who self-identify as nerds or geeks. So what kind of people think of themselves as circus freaks that bite the heads off of live chickens, you may ask? The answer may shock you!

So Tom and Mike recorded in the same room for the first time! How neat! They were also joined by their dear friend Rick Tanski. What's the special occasion you ask? Why, it's the boys' 35th reunion! Part one of the episode takes place the day before the big event, and part two is a couple weeks after. Did they make new friends? Did they face their bullies? All these questions and more are answered inside.

Sometimes we can be pretty judgemental on this show. This month's episode is no exception. Tom and Mike dig deep into what keeps couples up at night (cover hogs and non-night showerers based on the stats) and discuss a guy in Japan that married a digital teenager and had a life-size doll made of her. You can pretty much sum up their relationship by the looks in their eyes in that picture, right?

So Tom and Mike set aside an entire episode to talk about Pornhub analytics. They comment on all 50 states' most often search term when compared to all other states. We can't kink shame, but dammit, we can make fun of some (most) of the selections.

Get a load of these clowns! Holy crap! What kind of terrible garbage did these doofuses get into? Tune in and find out! At some point the audio went out in this episode, but that's okay, nobody listens that far in.

Check out those mugshots. Ouch! Not a great look guys, not at all. But we're not here to bash someone on their looks. No, we're here to bash terrible decisions, and man, these cats have some doozies. From lighting a car on fire to keep it from getting stolen, to hanging out at a bank robbery to see what the silent alarm does, these guys make us feel slightly better about our lives.

Our dear friend Peggy couldn't join us this month, so Tom and Mike got all mushy, talking about feelings and friendship and stuff. But to get there, we first discussed a breakup caused by the Tubi Superbowl commercial, and some young man running through a hotel naked with a toilet plunger while harassing guests and pulling fire alarms.

And if you're wondering how the header image ties into all that, this is our show's 3rd anniversary. We're heading into our 4th year making the world a better place!

Do you have any idea how long I've waited to use that title? Anyways, Tom sips some gin, Peggy and Tom talk about Fiddler on the Roof, Mike interjects to discuss the intended topics, and we run way long. Also, Emily, we said goodnight a couple times, hope this helps.

It's our Christmas Special!!! Tom and Mike (and our very special holiday guest Peg McCort) talk about the Bill Murray movie Scrooged, go off topic for a bit, come back on topic, drift again, then wrap it all up in a neat little bow.

Okay, so here's where we wrap up the list and cover numbers 25 through number 1. Yes, we ran long, and maybe rambled a little bit. It happens. Our hearts are in the right places. Oh, and we don't agree with Rolling Stone's list for the most part. But hey, Atlanta!