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The Bums are back with S3:E0088 —Polish Trout.  The top knot kicks off with a MLB trade deadline recap; the Bums stumble upon some goofy ass player names: the Chicago Cubs had been on a terror that helped them set an MLB record (don’t get too excited); well wishes all around for Bronny James, who’s laid up with a cardiac health issue (wishing for a speedy recovery); Paddy drops a micro-IDNKT segment focused on the Chicago Bulls team logo; Miles “Mizzard” Mikolas eats a live lizard on the baseball diamond; Jim Harbaugh is in hot water but gets out without as much as a first degree burn; the NCAA’s Big Ten Conference is turning into a fucking joke with news breaking on the latest expansion (now a coast-to-coast super conference); Rocky not happy (very) with any of this college level, junior varsity bullshit; an update from Evanston as the student lawsuits pile up, and a former U.S. Attorney General, Loretta Lynch, is commissioned to help unfuck Northwestern’s situation; Packer’s CEO Mark Murphy has an itchy culo; Preseason NFL football is amongst us, and future HOFer, Demarcus Ware, sings the National anthem —with gusto; new Chicago Bear middle linebacker Tre Edmunds is legit; Rocky finds a knockout sports documentary on Max (formerly known as HBO) — a biopioc named “Golden Boy”, featuring boxing legend Oscar De LeHoya.

The ponytail kicks off with a proposed podcast name change (in the wake of all the Barbie hoo ha) — and nobody is biting; the Bums instigate another superhuman beer review with Ben River Brewing’s “Jalapeño Pepper Ale” (4.8% ABV), a wheat ale infused with over 150 pounds of peppers in every batch; you can tell it’s jalapeño infused before, during and after; Rocky’s charcoal grilling exploits continue with another round of BBQ’d beef short ribs, and a backup plan featuring polish rainbow trout; the Bums recount a litany of recent passings that include Rocky Wirtz, Sinead O’Conner, Randy Meisner, Paul Rubens (and not ONE fucking “C-lister” was recognized); Orange Hitler is indicted yet again; the Bums discuss the reality of Chinese Sun Bears; and close with a salute to birthday bum, Paddy, with a unique funeral-style celebration.   Intrigued? Interested?  Bored?   We got you.   Don’t fuck around and find out that you’ve missed something.  Tune in!

Recorded on August 3rd, 2023 at B.O.M.’s global headquarters, Paddy’s Southside Cave, in Chicago, IL USA.  

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The Bums are back in the rail yard with Parte Uno of S3:E0087, “La Cucaracha”, Rocky finds another stupid way to gamble — Romba Pool; Wimbledon’s courte paume winners are reviewed (but if you expect us to know their names, you will be sorely disappointed); Northwestern University is a hot fucking mess, as President Shills responds with a whimper; NFL RBs are going the way of Dodo birds and Tasmanian tigers, extinct; JF1 is still unproven, doesn’t crack the Top 10 QB list; MLB’s beast in the east is discussed; and Johnny Bench steps on his dick. 

Parte Dos begins with another under-the-top beer review, with a creation from Alarmist Brewing in Chicago, IL, “Chupalagra” (ABV 4.4%), a Mexican lager inspired beer that presents as light, simple, crisp, and white bready( and maybe a bit of lime) — super clobberable; the Bums discuss Meta’s latest social media launch, Threads, and how it’s different than Twitter and other social platforms; Northwestern’s Medill journalism students win the Bums coveted “Corazón de León” award; Eddie enjoys a ‘basic brunch’ with this bride — well, eventually he does (we get the good, the bad and the stupid); a revisit of 1990’s film classics, Eddie-style; and close with an homage to crooner and humanist, Anthony Dominic Bennett.  All of this and not one god damn thing more, so get it while it’s fresh.

Recorded on July 21st, 2023 at B.O.M.’s global headquarters, Paddy’s Southside Cave, in Chicago, IL USA. 

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The Bums return from summer vacation unhurt and ready to rock-n-roll with S3:E0086 — AND welcome another special guest, Kenny (who is without question the youngest looking retiree we’ve put eyes on); Part One starts with a somber reminder that absolutely fucking nothing is sacred, as Pat “Fitzy” Fitzgerald shits where he eats alongside baseball HC, Jim Foster (and it doesn’t taste good for Northwestern University fans, especially Rocky) — the Wildcats athletic department ‘shit show’ is chronicled as Evanston is on suicide watch; talk turns to MLB with some chatter around the All Star game and its adjacent circus acts; Wrigley Field has a crack at the 2025 ASG festivities (Kenny is making us all go if it happens); the Cincy Reds are on a terror, led by a parade of rookies; Elly-lectric De La Cruz lights up the MLB like a Clark Griswold Christmas tree; the NHL is squinting to see the light of morality and equality -- favoring serial xenophobes in Russia over America, and it’s not a good look; Lonzo is Donezo in the NBAzo, as the Bulls successfully navigate insurance waters; the first half ends with discussion around the delusional mind of Huggy Bear Huggins — who simply refuses to hang up his alcohol drenched, hillbilly clipboard.

The back half rolls in with a special booze review edition, as Kenny treats the Bums to a special brand of tequila, with a Reposado creation from Black-owned brand, ‘Jon Basil’, a premium blend of Highland and Lowland agave, which is double distilled then rested for nine months — the outcome is impressively awesome with vanilla tones with zero burn — Jon Basil’s project is 100% Bums approved and certified; the Bums bid adieu, farewell and anchors away to the oldest craft brewery, Anchor Steam (effectively run to ground by it’s parent company, Sapporo); the Bums review their recent roadtrip to the Wolverine state, fueled by fun, sun, booze, cigars and euchre; Eddie may or may not have run over a rat (the forensic report is pending); Kenny and the Bums bemoan the anger of Mother Nature, who is getting a little shitty with us lately.   All of this majesty and a peek into KennyLand.   Get some while it’s fresh!

Recorded on July 13th, 2023 at B.O.M.’s global headquarters, Paddy’s Southside Cave, in Chicago, IL USA. 

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Just before taking Summer Break, the Bums pop off the top half of S3:E0085 with a review of the NBA Draft (in real-time); the fate of JAa is laid out, Eddie thinks Zion is a bust-o-la; the Phoenix Suns are on a mission; Scottie Pippen cannot get much stupider, but he’s doing literally everything in his power to set a new benchmark for idiots everywhere to follow; Las Vegas Golden Knights are Gold AF (amazing run) — also, fuck the NHL, who have no spine on the topic of LBQTA+; Cubs and Sox — buy vs. sell (a game we love playing every year as we march closer to the MLB All Star Break); MLB skippers on the hot seat; the Lance Lynn DFA watch includes an epic strikeout performance that results in a loss (of course); the PGA fucks up royally; Tiger Woods kid Charlie is a straight up baller, and end with an unfortunate farewell to Huggy Bear.

The back half is chock full of wonderment, starting with a world famous beer review as the Bums review a 6 Row Keller pilsner lager, “The Cut” (ABV 4.6%) from Seedz Brewery in Union Pier, MI — a super light and crushable creation; America’s top beer producer (by sales volume) get knocked off the hill, the Bums review Father’s Day dinner at a new Chicago restaurant, which may be the city’s best / most unique steak house — Smoque Steak; Eddie discovers an 8th wonder of the world (and it’s a new cocktail); the Bums and JL enjoy a memorable field trip to Wrigley to watch the Dead & Company’s farewell tour (no holds barred); notable deaths are reviewed to include Tina “Outlived Ike” Turner, American novelist Cormack McCarthy, and Teddy K rides the hell express by way of a Super Max prison; the curse of the Titanic rolls on, as rich fuckers die a terrible death; Eddie’s daughter learns some valuable life lessons (the hard way); and close with a micro-IDNKT segment featuring retiree Pat “In Jeopardy” Sajak.   Roughly an hour and half of ramblings, assembled and not curated for your listening enjoyment.   Get some while it’s kinda fresh.

Recorded June 22nd, 2023 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA.  

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The Bums start the top of S3:E0084 with a special guest, McD, flown in fresh from Boston to help us fuck some shit up; McD rolls through his “most hated” major sports teams across pro and NCAA sports; an NBA Finals update ensues on the heels of a Joker infused performance by the Nuggets; Udonis Haslem finds himself in rare air (find out why); a recent Chicago Sox game puts on pitching error clinic (shittiest 2-1 win in modern times); history isn’t kind for the White Sox either, as the Bums discuss Andy Hawkins “No no, No”; Frank Vogel heads to the Suns; the Chicago Bears org engage the city of Naperville and Mayor Brandon as pawns; Jay Mohihan may be the most hated figure in pro sports for a few beats, as the PGA-T and LIV golf disgustingly merge; and sports caller Samantha Rivera’s showcases her stiff arm during the NHL playoffs, which is modeled after Derrick Henry’s version.

The second wave commences, as special guest McD navigates a gauntlet of universal-class beer review showcasing Phase 3 Brewing’s “Hellas” (5.5% ABV — by way ofLake Villa, IL) a self-titled German-style Helles lager that is crispy with just enough bitterness; followed by an awesome creation from Brooklyn’s own Other Half Brewing with “Cream of Broccoli” (ABV 7.9%), a double dry hopped imperial oat cream IPA that has a super consistent flavor with hints of mango, pineapple and grapefruit; McD compares the brewery landscape in Boston vs. Chicago; Paddy gets shoulder deep into the ass of Lululemon’s CEO (for good reason; dummy of the month honors); Rocky’s beloved PK360 charcoal grill is put to the test with prime beef short ribs on the menu (pared up with Eddie’s new invention: Merck’s cheese double-baked potatoes) — and the results were fuckfastically amazing; Paddy spots a disturbing trend in vehicle colors — and it has to stop.  All of this —and McD’s flow— are all on display, so don’t fuck up and miss out. 

Recorded June 8th, 2023 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA.  

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The Bums are back in the rail yard with another artful dodger, as S3:E0082 heads directly into NBA corner (‘Playoff Edition’); Eddie coins the phrase, “To The Spurs Go The Victor’ as San Antonio cashes-in with the NBA Draft’s golden ticket; NBA coaching feels like a Mayan drought with so much blood letting; new coaches befall Philly and Mo Town; Ja Morante is a certified master at fucking up (Eddie is having none of it); broadcast bro Pat McAfee has a new boss (sans Bar Stool); Eddie and Rocky take a field trip to Wrigley’s bleachers on a warm, pleasant Tuesday night (squinting to find even a flutter of social awareness); the AL East is Beast; Paddy, well, there is no other way to say it, Paddy tears the Chicago White Sox outfit a new asshole (no seriously); the AL East is a Beast; Chicago baseball is not a powerhouse (Paddy confirms, with gusto); Tom “Goat” Brady loves him some press releases; NHL Great Patrick Kane touched up (speedy recovery); Paddy’s hate train has a good head of steam, as the Bums run the major pro and college sports “hate gauntlet” (tune in to see who hates who and why).

On the flop, the Bums jump right into the thick of another universally renowned beer review, with a creation from Hidden Hand Brewery in Naperville, IL, “The 77” (ABV 4%), a light American Lager reminiscent of Old Style (but not quite “as good”); The 77 is sold as an homage to Chicago forged together as a collection of 77 communities; drinks a little thin, even compared to Lacrosse, WI’s beloved Dog Style (sic); some nut job Hilton Hotel employee get pinched for toe sucking (yeah, you read that right); Eddie’s backyard is a little hoppy; Riot Fest line-up is revealed; the Bums plan a concept series visit to historic Wrigley Field —with the Dead (a related ‘Dead’ IDNKT forthcoming); Martha Stewart getting it done; and Paddy has nothing but fury for helicopters.  All this baloney and nothing to show for it.  Listen anyway, we’re funny.  

Recorded June 1st, 2023 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA. 

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The Bums hit pay dirt two-weeks in a row with S3:E0082, pulling on the top knot with a walk of the Chicago Bears 2023 freshly minted schedule, along with an 11-points of light fact extravaganza; the Bums’ long-standing NHL/Chicago BlackeyeHawks embargo may be coming to an end, as the BeHs have a generational shot-on-goal in their #1 draft pick; the Pale Hose are finally snuffing out the injury bug to win a few games; Willson Contreas re-enters hollowed ground at 1060 W. Addison, but not as a catcher, and not with Cubbies; Huggy “Cracker Ass” Bear keeps it classy in West Virginia with another stupid, non-PC tirade; Bama’s athletic department is in deep, maroon-colored shit; Paddy assigns the Bums some homework to chronicle our most hated franchises (Top 3) in each major sport category — some layups expected as well as some surprises; the curious case of Max Araiza keeps getting weirder; RIP to members of the sporting cemetery as Vida Blue and Danny Crum pass on to the other side.

The ponytail chapter flows with another glorious beer review, this time at the hands of Upland Brewing in Bloomington, IN, featuring “Campside” (5.4% ABV), a crisp, subtly bitter pale ale with a balanced malt character; Camp Lucy coins another memory making moniker; all the fucking poli-crooks are getting indicted; an interpretation of “Next thing you know, we won’t be able to call it the White House”; Rocky re-Wires; and close with an interesting take The Bud Light Wars by way of Boystown.  All of this and immeasurable value — don’t miss out.

Recorded May 11th, 2023 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA.

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The Bums are back in the rail yard with S3:E0081 and a special guest, “JL” from Chicago’s Old Irving Brewing; the front starts with a warm welcome, and a dive into the 2023 NFL draft, showcasing the Bears crop of picks; Arlington Heights braces for the wrecking ball; A-A-Ron Rodgers finds a new way to get attention; a quick bemoaning of Chicago MLB ensues; slugger Matt “Mash” Mervis was called up to Wrigley; JL helps the Bums navigate the NBA Playoff status, including the stinkers (Bucks, Dubs) and favs Nuggets and Heat; NHL Playoff breeze by as the Avalanche and Bruins duck out early; tragedy ensues at Churchill Downs due to a rash of injuries leading to euthanasia and mysterious deaths (yikes); and close with a bon voyage to Murphy’s Bleacher’s owner and daughter of the original owner, Beth Murphy (aged 69) - respect. 

The back ‘nine’ kicks off with another infamous beer review, showcasing Hopewell Brewing Co.’s “Lil Buddy” (4.2% ABV) an 8 ounce light lager that can be micro-dosed by itself in its wee little can  or with a Bloody Mary, etc ; the Bums of Manarchy podcast has surpassed 2,000 downloads; a review of three passings and one is not like the others; Rocky shares a travelogue on Asheville, NC; Ms. O gets the lambskin, while the KY Wildcats get a really good one; Paddy has a blast in grocery aisle; and a local restaurant, Hearth and Crust, is “badged over” as Buena Terra, and it’s excellentee!   All of this plus a fourth knucklehead.  Get some.  

Recorded May 4th, 2023 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA. 

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The Bums usher in the front half of S3:E0080 with a new mascot (Bohdi the Bum) and an NBA playoff rundown; the Greek Freak has a wonky back; nobody outside of Orange County is pulling for the Lakers; Draymond draws a playoff edition suspension for Game 3 based on sins of the past; as talk turns to MLB, the Cubbies have a solid circus tour out west and remain above .500; the Pale Hose injury bug continues to bite (someone is getting fired); good guy Liam kicks cancer right in the dick; Sherzer gets a little vacation; Sin City is eyeballing a new sporting tenant; NFL updates as the Bears plan to add an upcharge to ticket prices to escape the absolute shithole that is Solider Field (and the Bums are A-OK with that); galactically stupid NFL players get busted gambling (against clear cut rules) and the suspensions and cuts run deep; Commie fans are dreaming of better times as Dan “Shit Bag” Snyder is on the verge on making billions; Mike Tidwell is next in our sights; and the close as the Bums pause their NHL ban with a Jonathan Toews send off.

The back half of the mullet is flowing with another infamous beer review, featuring Bartlett, IL’s More Brewing Company, with “Villa Pils” (4.8% ABV), a German-style pilsner that is crisper than More’s brew house construction planning (we’re still waiting); Chicago is set for a mid/major perfect storm of traffic chaos between the Kennedy Expressway’s 3-year construction fiasco, a multi-year NASCAR racing commitment that conflicts with the Taste of Chicago, and the Democratic National Convention; Paddy returns from the wars in FLA (and his liver is exhausted); the Bums cover the “states” of 4/20 with the latest from DISA compliance firm on MJ legality; the Bums bid adieu to Mad Magazine’s Al Jaffee (102 y/o) and ‘bit actor’/super Italian Frank Vallelonga Jr. (80 y/o) is found dead from a cocaine and fentanyl O.D. (his Pops played Carmen Lip in the Sopranos); Elon “Snake Oil Salesman” Musk chalks up another praised failure as Starship self-explodes; and close with a brief look at the HBO’s still viperous “Succession” series.  The Bums have lots to say, so listen TF up. 

Recorded April 21st, 2023 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA.  

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The “rooter” of E3:S0079 kicks off with a fresh point of view, as the Bums are back where it all started — the Eagle’s Nest; March Fatness comes to a merciful end (we’re a little less skinny and a little more dehydrated);LSU (NCAAW) and UConn (NCAAM) for respective crown fittings; women’s ratings boon is discussed; a new “blue blood” emerges; Coach “Bayou Barbie” Mulkey makes history, dressed like a tiger stripped clown; Paddy drops another IDKNT installment  on how Jim Nantz is building an HOF career; early POVs on MLB’s historic start; and unfortunately, BarStool Sports is moving its HQ to the Windy City, Rocky isn’t happy.

The “tooter” starts with another amazeballs beer review with Phoenix, Arizona based SanTan Brewing Company’s “Winter Warmer”, an Old English Strong Ale (9.5% ABV), a “Santa Annual Tradition” creation, spiced with 10 Ibs. of Fresh Ginger — interesting; TN’s elected officials are racist AF (WTAF); Chicago gets a new, young mayor, BraJohn, as the city braces for impact (good, bad or indifferent); ignorant MAGATs invent another xenophobic movement; Kid Rock remains an asshole hiiljack (not taking questions on this one); Netflix review of ‘Wrapped up Waco”; the “Old Irish Ass Kicker” is mulled over; and closes with a Paddy’s Home Alone, bachelor’s dinner.   Oh boy.   Strap you helmet people. 

Recorded, April 7th, 2023 at B.O.M. northwest headquarters ‘The Eagle’s Nest’ in Chicago, IL USA.