Imperial ennui! The overthinking that comes with privilege! Three wise guys! Brilliant quatrains by an unnamed literary genius! Executions, executions, executions! Come on down to the Imperial Execution Dealership on Route 61 and get something chopped off today! Bunkum unites the world under the iron first of comedy podcasts!

Hair melting off people's heads! Baby Grandpa! Consumerism in the streets! Only one special agent who can stop it! Well, the hair part, not the rest! Get, it? Hair part! Ta-daaaaaaaaaa! Bunkum brings only the absolutely worst puns! Hey! Where ya goin'???

CHUNG CHUNG! Some quality professional introductions! I win another award! More beautiful singing! Oh yeah and I guess the thing up there in the title. Mars or whatever. Bunkum - The Podcast that Doesn't Know Dumpster is a Brand and Not a Generic Description!

It's Dracula! I love Dracula! I shoehorn Dracula in whenever I can! Here, have a full episode about him! He's a big dope and I love it! Hooray for Dracula episodes! My favorite cereal is Count Bunkula!

Victorian experimentation! Bunkumus Vincit Omnia! Vaudeyvilly-type jocularisms! My favorite telephone joke! The Contrarian Know-It-All Podcast! Get out! Bunkum has the formula for success! (It's bad jokes like that one!)

Getting away from it all! Hitchhiking is perfectly safe! Creeps and social commentary and bears! I think the worst of all the sponsors! Bunkum: the Uncola!

Happy Halloween! It's a twister! A trip to Emerald City! Trying real hard not to violate copyright! I erupt in delight with the return of Heartless M. Moral! Y'know, I think they might not be the best and brightest. Bunkum! I honestly don't remember making this one.

Day 3824 of Nukegate! Life in the wasteland! Ted's running late! These entitled nuclearennials! A world without law! The director saves the program at the 11th hour! Bunkum? More like bunker! Ya get it? It's a joke about everyone dying!

A mysterious murder! A world of intrigue! Seeking information in the criminal underworld! A femme fatale! The only ending worthy of a show like Bunkum!

A scary movie TV show host! Racist Stereotype Theater! A depressed game show host! Shock jock radio! Old Man Whitey is back! I love that guy! It's a Bunkum grab-bag of fun!