Oh, thank goodness, another awards show! The return of my favorite-named-character, Flo Magnon! An important cultural artifact! Special guest Paul Stanley! With Bunkum around, we all win, if you think about it.

A Roman rebellion! Parenting advice! Gladiators gladiating! Rebellions leading back to the status quo! Coffee! Hooray for coffee! OH MY GOD COFFEE!!!!!

The bard! Legitimate theater! Theatre, even! Hamlet was 30, and other cultural punchlines! A pretty accurate parody of Hamlet! This is how I'm putting my college degrees to work! Bunkum keeps it classy while wearing tights and a codpiece!

A Belgian detective! A murder to solve! Tough guys who never learned to deal with their insecurity! An off-off-off-Broadway one-man show! It's also my favorite part of the whole run of Bunkum! Bunkum brings the stupid!

A cattleman! No, not like that! A man who has cattle! Trouble in the Old West! A word from a new sponsor! A musical interlude! A suspenseful standoff! Bunkum puts the "flop" in cowflop!

A fancy gambler! A nude man! Don't worry, the podcast blurred it out! A fortune made and lost and made and gradually lost and then replaced and oh dear I've lost count. An even fancier gambler! A greed boy who's not fancy at all! Bunkum invents terms like "greed boy"!

Senator Bigfoot vs. Cthulhu! Who will be president? A nightmarish creature with no moral code, or Cthulhu? It wasn't meant to be topical, but here we are! Bunkum for America 2020!

Kid Ourman! A boxing title match! Dracula grapples with addiction! A heartwarming reunion! Just like Rocky, Bunkum treats a loss like a wild success!

Shmolf Shmitzer! Eager fans awaiting Dan's appearance! The New Temple of the Higher Fundament! The theater of the mind! It's Bunkum on Bunkum on Bunkum on oh god i'm getting sick excuse me blurrrghhh

Marble shins! Marble shins??? Special guest Knavish D. Plorable! Old Man Whitey has a deal for you! The Dalai Lama teaches us about inner peace! A prison break thriller! Marble shins?