Melissa, Jeremiah, and Renae recap the recap that Zoom ate in one of the most in-depth and heartfelt synopses ever. Grab a cozy blanket, a hot toddy, and clear your calendars. You're going to need some time to take in all this content from the Jo Jo season of the Bachelorette.

Renae and Jeremiah trudge through the bore of a Ben Higgins best of season with some real ballsy content. With a real who's-who of cast members, Ben and the gang set the stage for the following Jo Jo bachelor season. Melissa makes a surprise cameo after kicking the crap out of a statistics test.

Grandma Becky makes her grand entrance as a possible sex phone operator while Jeremiah, Melissa, and Renae pour over the Kaitlyn Bristowe season of the Bachelorette. Wine! Pie! Slurred language!!

Renae and Jeremiah rise from the ashes of quarantine like a beautiful phoenix, spreading the gospel of the Best of Bachelor series - with the first episode featuring everyone's favorite - Sean Lowe - a bachelor who answers the age-old question "Where's the beef?"

The gang is back and as off-track as ever. Renae, Melissa, and Jeremiah discuss all the great decisions that Peter Pilot continues to make as we enter Fantasy Suite week on the Bachelor. Will his unbridled horniness be his undoing? Will he find his true love or will she run off into the sunset?

Renae and Jeremiah plunge through Pilot Pete's hometown dates while Melissa dreams of sugarplums and gap-toothed men. Jeremiah consumes enough Rose to forget half the English language, and Renae's note-taking skills are yet again put to the test.

Renae figures out the sheer pain of being the note-taker during an episode of the Bachelor while Jeremiah goes off the rails due to a strange chemical reaction with some bad grape juice. Melissa takes a break from being the smartest woman in the world to dish about Peter Pilot and his lady-friends.

ABC and the producers do all they can to try to murder our podcasting heroes Renae, Melissa, and Jeremiah by bombarding them with 5 hours of tears, tongue kissing, and a pilot who can't seem to keep it in his trunks. Please fasten your seat belts, but do what you will with that tray table as we take off on another doozy episode of the Bachelor!

Renae and Jeremiah take one for the team as Melissa slumbers, discussing Pilot Pete's forth Bachelor episode. Renae finishes a bottle of Rose by herself and can't stop singing songs, while the duo sifts through the garbage fire that the producers have set.

Melissa, Jeremiah, and Renae peek into Peter Pilot's third Bachelor episode and ask the important questions: is Alayah being fake? Is Peter ever going to find love? and who is this Pete Rose fellow after all?