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Heads or Tails? If you chose heads then you need to get a better one on your shoulder cause we talking TAILS today! What kind of tails? Not ox tails or pork tails or any other fantastic cuisine from the orient. Instead we are talking SONIC. Now we can all agree the best thing sonic ever did was the chili cheese coney, but how does tails factor in? He has been second fiddle long enough in "The Knothole Murders" by RWKW764.

Guests: Jacob, way too fast as he was pulled over on the drive to the studio. Chris, the stickiest daddy we have ever had (and that's including the egg man himself!!!).

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How many werewolves is too many werewolves to handle? Our boy Kyle can take em all! And we need him too. Our goats have been got and man I need that milk! I crave for that mountain milk. Until we stop those werewolves my milk will not be returned! My bones can only handle so much more stress. They are near pencil thin as I have lacked milk for so long. Luckily I have KYLE the ultimate werewolf killing machine!

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Werewolves man. They really get my goat. And I need him for milk! With no milk my bones will stay brittle and who will fight the werewolves? Luckily there is a chosen one. One who can save us all. He has enough firepower and fortitude to strangle all of Manhattan twice over and he is pissed. KYLE will read the history books as we finally remove the werewolven scourge from our cities.

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Charlie was once a superhero, but those days are far behind him. Now he sits alone looking at the laundry machine tumble about throwing his socks to and fro. Slowly he looks up at the asbestos lined ceiling and says to himself, "If only I could get my powers back". He sighs and turns back to laundry. Suddenly a loud explosion occurs outside and instinctively Charlie runs TOWARD the explosion. "YOU FOOLS. YOU HAVE INSULTED THE GREAT SAM" screamed some type of cyborg entity who quickly smashed a Bud light can on his head. A young girl cowered behind a trash can, whimpering as Sam inched closer laughing manically. "Stop right there!" shouted Charlie. "WHAT?! DO YOU ALSO WANT TO DIE WELP!!!". "No, I see you are trying to terrorize on a low buzz. THAT IS DANGEROUS SIR. You might sober up before your done!?!?!?" "WELL WANT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL I HAVE IS LIGHT BEER AND 15$!!!" "Don't fear, Frio 6.0 man is HERE!!! For that 15$ I can give you a 30 rack of 6% beer that only kinda tastes like death!" "WOW I'M SOLD". Then Sam and Charlie shotgun a frio and punt the little girl down the street and score a field goal. HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BABBBYYYYYYY

Come gain superpowers with us as we read some exposition in "Death of the Last Superhero" by Gandalf1. After that we will totally scare with the most terrifying Christmas story "The Holiday Spirits and The Cold Reception" by Melody Kazey.

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Its been a year since we went on our journey to find the next Harry Potter and we have had quite the motley crew along with us. In this special year anniversary episode we get a ton of our favorite guests together to see who done did read good for the reading part of the good!!!

Guests: Thomas, Johnny Bravo Phd, Jacob, Johnny Bravo Evangelist, Seth, Bravologist, Hyena, a straight up Bruhvo.

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Hyena called in quite the emergency. A level 2 message is usually unnecessary but I wasn't gonna slack just in case. I ran into Seth on the bus into town. He was just as confused as I about the message. We pondered and figured it must have to do with the lion theocracy back in Africa. Once we reached the safe house, and decrepit projects that's lacked funding for years, we spare no time for protocol and hurry up the stairs. I bust the door open with pistol drawn and there we see Hyena tied up in the corner with proper gent. Dang it was a trap! A slow clap from behind reveals to us a man encroaching upon us from the shadows. "What is this? Who are you" "Why I am just helpful servant." He said as he shoots us with toxic darts. Slowly Seth and I succumb to a mild paralysis and have to lie down. "Why did you do this?" I ask, lips barely able to move. "Why I just want to discuss our lord and savior"..................

Turns out Dr.Phil also does shows for robots in the next installment of "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon-Omega-1138. It's too bad we don't like day time television.

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Jacob: He wants you to know that you should really clean your gun. Don't have a gun? THEN GET ONE AND CLEAN IT! Proper gun safety is necessary from all of us to maintain the Dawn!

Thomas: I'm pretty sure he is a green citizen who "became" a red citizen. I tried to call him out on it at his dinner party but he was so offended that he canceled the event! Is that evidence?

What color are you? As long as you love your military and aren't a treacherous blue your fine in my book. What book is that? Why its the next few chapters of the work in progress story "A New Dawn" by Sassy Historian.

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Charlie: The spirit of Christmas came to me in a dream. I was a foul wretched man who had committed many sins. My past had come to haunt me and I feared it was going to roost! Early the next morning I went to Charlie's son and asked what troubles them. Why he said they didn't have a goose for Christmas they didn't! Immediately I grab that boy and went straight to market. Unluckily the cost of a goose is one young son and I'm not sure if Charlie has forgiven me yet. Also he's vegetarian so he didn't really want the goose. Win some you lose some :/

Does everything seem so bad right now? Is Christmas a corporate sham to you? Stop being such a cynical sourpuss! If you need help seeing the power of Christmas maybe you can learn what Landlord did in "A Cybersaber Christmas Story" by The Great Allie.

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Hyena: He has sworn that he will regain his kingdom. He fought valiantly but Scar ended up just another despot. Upon Scar's death Simba has ousted Hyena and his peoples to the deserts of Sahara. Justice my yet come to the hyenas, but only if they can find the Topo Chico sponsorship to refresh their spirits.

Seth: Cashville sure has seen better days. Everyone wants to imagine the economic drought will be over but they know too well. Seth has taken the city under his wing. Slowly he will rebuild Cashville, replacing the gas lamps with electric lights. Installing ATMs and setting up tourist trap bars. Hopefully one day Seth will complete his dream and see Cashville turn into a Debtropolis!

Don't you hate it when the princess Inquisitor interrupts your space tan to tangle you up in a galactic holy war? Wow really !?!?! Then you will relate to this as we read "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon-Omega 1138.

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