Burn & Rave

In this long-awaited new episode, the geniuses at Burn & Rave invent Tent Pants (TM/COPYRIGHT) and Cat Hats (ALSO, DON"T STEAL OUR IDEAS, ELON!)

In politics, we solve the world's geopolitical crisis with our new venture Burnouts for Borders, a non-profit, border security company.

In science news, Ryan explains the Earth's rotation and Sam explains why his mom is dizzy.

Also, Ryan learns how to send an email in our new segment: Corporate Doozies and Don'ts.

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Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer
 

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In this episode of Burn & Rave, Sam explains ekphrastic poetry and the boys reveal some performance tips that could help you win the next poetry prize!

Additionally, these geniuses discuss the world of horses, Ryan's nasal period, and
Sam introduces Ryan to Chapstick.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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The Burn and Rave boys discuss old-age ailments and the dark, anti-Christian symbolism that recur in iconic songs. (Spoiler Alert: Melissa Etheridge and Led Zeppelin are cancelled.)

Sam also shares cannibal haiku and they discuss their *award-winning human recycling initiative.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

(*The 2023 Burn and Rave Media Award for Innovation and Creative Excellence in Broadcasting)

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In this quintessential episode of Burn and Rave, we learn why Ryan's favorite teacher was his favorite teacher. (Hint: It's not what you think. It's worse.)  We also learn about narcissistic parenting and why Sam is always wrong.

Also, Ryan has a plan to eliminate deadbeat dads through his non-profit Chud Kids program. Meanwhile, Sam gets invited to a pineapple party.

Let the games begin.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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The Burn and Rave crew breaks down their need for a lot more sax, they engage in a messy joke off, and Ryan explains why he loves the slow lane.

Sam explains his biggest flex while Ryan finally learns to flex his kegel.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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Listen, just don't tell anyone.

In this episode, Ryan and Sam discuss reverse heightism,  Ryan's rabid dog, shark baby hybrids, dog paternity tests, and Sam's near death experience (as well as being hit on by a GILF) at his favorite watering hole.

Ryan also won't STFU about his Tonka truck, and they offer a bulletproof way to decrease crime and car jackings.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer (But not on this one. Can you tell?)

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In this women-themed episode, Sam learns about lesbians and the fact that some women actually do stink. Meanwhile, Ryan invents a feminine hygiene product for dinosaur lovers. Also, the boys of Burn and Rave examine the gang epidemic in America and devise a way to decrease gun violence.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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In this episode, the boys of Burn & Rave invent a full-proof sexual assault prevention device. Ryan survives Disneyland. DUIs vs IUDs are explained, and we learn that Sam is unable to perform jury duty. The rest is censored.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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In this earth-shattering episode, Sam and Ryan breakdown the Lizzo  story and get to the banana of things.  In the science portion of the show, Ryan explains what happens when male genitalia is removed. Sam has different ideas.

Also in this episode . . .

• Do dogs make good dental hygienists?
• Do bad people smell worse than good people?
• Is bowling the new math ? 

Inquiring minds like mine want to know!
Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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In this food friendly episode, the boys of Burn and Rave breakdown menu frustration, front butt smuggling, and the problem with Mountain Mike's pizza. They also crack the code  . . . and it's 867-5309.

In other news, Sam has a "cure" for Parkinsons and Ryan wants Pimp Ass Fries.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

Support the show