Burn & Rave

Burn & Rave

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Burn & Rave episodes

  • Slack-Jawed Jokels

    Sam and Ryan joke each other off in this all new episode.

    Other topics include: pizza rat, how to use an air fryer, Sam's gorgeous feet, peanut butter, and the 1% of wisdom Ryan imparts to his children.

    Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

    Remember:
    "Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should
    burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


    Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

    Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

    Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
    Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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    17 min
  • Gouillabaisse

    Sam investigates Ryan's Google search history and Sam shares his list of the most hated people.  They also invent BNR bouillon cubes. Available soon in our shop.

    Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

    Remember:
    "Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should
    burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


    Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

    Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

    Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
    Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

    Support the show

    23 min
  • NES on Fire

    Ryan got ripped off . . . or did he? Perhaps he invested in the greatest NES knockoff in the world. Tune in to decide.

    Additionally, in this episode, Ryan and Sam incubate a few new ideas: A Post-Mortem Firewood Company and Uber Hearses. They also discuss the Zen of Road Rage.

    Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

    Remember:
    "Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should
    burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


    Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

    Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

    Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
    Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

    Support the show

    23 min
  • Whip It Good

    Who's desecrating Burn & Rave HQ? What's causing Ryan's allergies? How much plastic are we allowed to safely consume? How does a can of whip cream turn into a deadly high? Who actually needs therapy?

    All of these question and more are answered in this deeply introspective and revelatory episode of the Burn and Rave podcast.

    Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

    Remember:
    "Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should
    burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


    Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

    Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

    Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
    Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

    Support the show

    28 min
  • Dumber Summer Games

    In this extra special episode, Ryan teaches Sam about old Chevy trucks and Sam teaches Ryan about using the gym.

    Parenting during the Covid era, the origins of the dinosaur hoax, and Ryan's numerous head injuries are also on the menu at this award-unwinning podcast diner, which is guaranteed to nourish you (or make you sick) on your long and windy road trip through life.   

    Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

    Remember:
    "Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should
    burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


    Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

    Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

    Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
    Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

    Support the show

    25 min
  • Swaddle Grand Champion

    In this special parenting edition, Ryan and Sam debate who's the best baby swaddler and they break down the fundamental differences between Gen X (the best) and Gen Z (not the best) .

    Sam explains Gen Z speech to Ryan to help him better engage his offspring, and Ryan shares his extensive knowledge of the Zodiac. We also learn that Sam was recently attacked by a three-legged dog (that now has two legs left), and Ryan explains the BEST way to prevent such an attack in the future.

    Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

    Remember:
    "Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should
    burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


    Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

    Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

    Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
    Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

    Support the show

    27 min
  • Boomers with Bud Light

    In this emotionally vulnerable episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan unloads on Sam and then introduces him to the Barf Bag. Ryan also discusses the history of hot rods and where to get the best gow jobs. (Ryan likes cars.)

    Meanwhile, Sam explains human's  energy pipelines and how to become superhuman.

    They also Shark Tank the idea of Ball Polishing Boutiques, and Sam tells a joke that he will probably regret.

    Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

    Remember:
    "Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should
    burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


    Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

    Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

    Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
    Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

    Support the show

    22 min
  • The Shred Shed

    Have you been sunning your perineum? The Burn and Rave boys suggest an even better way to get some Vitamin D deep inside your body. The health benefit are extraordinary. Additionally, Sam reveals his plans for a Shred Shed Kids' Club and it doesn't go well.

    Ryan got new shoes, a new urologist, and he reveals that he was a Punk Rock Janitor and his keys were the ultimate weapon, which he will need when the Fatwa comes down against him.

    Also, Goobers is life.

    Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

    Remember:
    "Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should
    burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


    Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

    Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

    Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
    Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

    Support the show

    23 min
  • Drunk Honky Tonk Jesus

    Things you didn't know about Ryan: He was attacked by junipers, he's stuck a lot of things up his nose, and, most importantly, he is Honky Tonk Jesus.

    Sam explains the art of foley, how to create a meta-tattoo, and why the a-hole is the window to the soul.

    Meanwhile, Joe tiles igloos.
     
    Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

    Remember:
    "Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should
    burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


    Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

    Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

    Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
    Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

    Support the show

    27 min
  • Diddler on the Roof

    In this informative episode that's guaranteed to make you smarter, Ryan and Sam explore a new contracting business: "Diddler on the Roof," for all of your roofing needs and more.

    Additionally, Ryan explains blunts and shares some rock and roll irony while Sam explains the origin story of male contortionists.

    The two also debate whose blood is more enticing to vampires: Sam's or the guy who's filled with Mike & Ike's and exhaust fumes?

    Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

    Remember:
    "Do not go gentle into that good night,
    Old age should
    burn and rave at close of day;
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light."


    Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

    Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

    Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
    Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 


     

    Support the show

    29 min

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Listen. Learn. Laugh. When a hot rod obsessed, tattooed, calloused, and common-sense builder of all things meets a vertically challenged, liberal poet, professor, and part-time ninja, sparks fly, but…