Burn & Rave

In this star-studded episode of studs who think they are stars, Ryan and Sam debate The Simpsons vs. Futurama. Ryan solves homelessness with an absolutely brilliant plan, and Sam invents a red-light, green-light dating app that will revolutionize dating culture forever.

We also learn about Ryan's obsession with Martha Stewart's box and why Sam needs to buy a Smart Car. #BDE 

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Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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In this episode of the award-winning Burn & Rave podcast, you will learn about the following:

• How to Get Rich
• Epileptic Police Officers
• California vs. The World
• Ryan's Fears
• The Benefits of Riboflavin 
• The Power of Beets
• Hooker Startup Industry
• The Joys of Micro-Management

We use the term "learn" loosely.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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In this provocative new episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan and Sam cure migraines, breakdown gay geography, and they finally explain why everyone runs away from Ryan at Home Depot.

They also reinvent self-stimulation through puppetry, and peppered throughout this doozy of an episode is a lot of heart, a lot of inspiration, and a lot of laughs or your money back!  

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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What do John Wayne Bobbit & Joey Buttafuoco have in common? They're both on the show. Well, not on the show, but we discuss their trials, tribulations, and severed genitals. Also, we discuss National Geographic's monopoly on animal pornography and how we can tap that market (not the animals).

Sam invents an app for NDA agreements while Ryan gets deep in his feelings and expresses his love for Sam, which is why he needs to fill out an NDA soon. Things get weird on this one. We may have also insulted Joe a few times, and by insulted we mean shower him with love and praise, which may sound like insults to the untrained ear, but that's just how us toxic men share feelings of deep love and respect.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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We are back  from our Covid hiatus! Thank you for your patience!

In this brilliant new episode, we discuss Covid conspiracy theories, Flash Gordon, women drivers and what Ryan saw as a truck driver.

We also break down our competitive edges and Ryan's edge is sharp enough to injure loved ones. Meanwhile, Sam crushes his son in a Father/Son swim competition.

We also get really deep and channel our conscious energy and break down how to live better and more fully. 

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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In this brilliant new episode, Sam explains the old concept of "bros before hoes" to Ryan, and Ryan explains his love of Disney's Frozen.

Additionally, they explore the subtle difference between and slap and a spank, Class A vs Class C licenses, sliding down Powell Street in San Francisco, wife seduction, and they miraculously solve both the prison and homeless problem with one brilliant idea.

Oh yeah, they also make Hot Tub Stew . . . and Joe is cooking.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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Please enjoy another bonus (but unfortunately Joeless) episode of "The ILLiterists," a Burn & Rave production that shows a more literary side of Ryan, the mechanic, and Sam, the professor. In each episode, they share original writing, then discuss the influence and impact of each piece. The goal of this show is to inspire more creative writing, spiritual wellness, and to create a deeper connection with our audience and each other, but we may slip in a butt joke or two. In this case, we slip in some breast jokes. It's Sam's fault. We also learn that Ryan spits mad bars.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this iLLiterists' episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)

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As the country wars over reproductive rights and chaos ensues overseas, the boys of Burn and Rave are compelled to discuss all the hot topics like anchovies, jock pockets (sports bras for men)  and swinger parties.

In addition, they discuss the very large package of meat they received. Sam and Ryan write spontaneous haiku and Ryan got a haircut . . . but it's not that super.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

209/MODESTO PEEPS: Join us on Wednesday, May 25th, 7:30pm at LoFi for our next poetry open mic and haiku battle!

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Please enjoy this bi-weekly bonus but unfortunately Joeless premiere episode of "The ILLiterists," a Burn & Rave production that shows a softer and more literary side of Ryan, the mechanic, and Sam, the professor.

In each episode, they share short literary, dare we say, Pulitzer-Prize worthy  works they wrote and discuss the influence and impact of each piece. 

The goal of this show is to inspire more creative writing, spiritual wellness, and to create a deeper connection with our audience and each other, but we may slip in a ball joke or two. I mean, come on, how can we not?

We hope you like our softer side because on the next BNR, we go hard!

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this iLLiterists' episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)

Support the show