Burn & Rave

Look out, San Francisco! You just stepped into the Burn & Rave podcast (and probably in a pile of crap too. Let's be honest.) but don't worry, we have figured out how to monetize your poop problem!

In this scholarly episode, Ryan shares his secret to stellar vocal warm ups and Sam explains the phallic and yonic imagery in society.

BREAKING NEWS: We also learn that Ryan is a major Spice Girls fan! The boyz engage in a joke battle, and fireworks ensue as they expose their political views.
 
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Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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In this chocolate-covered episode, Ryan and Sam debate the definition of "sandwich" when Ryan doesn't accept the deliciousness of Sam's dessert sensation.

They also invent the "Fart Flute," a genius invention for untimely gas, and Sam breaks down Gen Z and his family's "promposal" ritual to Ryan who can't fathom such a thing.

Things get personal in this one.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

REMINDER TO LOCAL LISTENERS: 
Wednesday, 4/20, LoFi Labs, 7:30pm: Dirty Haiku Battle & Poetry Open Mic

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Is Green Warfare possible?

The boyz of Burn & Rave believe their idea for sustainable bullets needs Pentagon eyes on it ASAP.  Also, in this episode, we learn the origins of gynecology, Ryan accumulates too much saliva and blood at the dentist, and Schwan's trucks need to be rebranded for the 21st century.

Also, Sam breaks the (gl)ass ceiling and they introduce the ILLliterists to the world.
We hope you're ready!

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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Sam: "What's this episode about again?"

Joe: "It’s about why Sam is tastier than Ryan to a Cannibal, Sam and Ryan decide on selling their pickles. Ryan promotes the boxed grocery trend while Sam tries to expose Ryan to middle eastern cuisine. P.s. Don’t let you mother in law hear what you said about her chickpeas."

Ryan: "What episode? We have a podcast?"

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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In this ridiculous new episode of the Burn and Rave podcast, Sam, the professor, explains key differences between White & Brown culture while Ryan, the mechanic, explains why he spent so much time in the C.U.M. Room.

Together they invent Bouncer Babysitters, a daycare for on-the-go alcoholic moms, and Ryan explains who The Who is to Sam while Sam explains what The Who is really saying to Ryan.  Who will win this epic debate?

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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Look, we don't know what we're doing, so this episode went off the rails somewhere between Monkey Town, where Ryan is king, obviously, and Sam inventing Dog Fit, a CrossFit Canine Therapy and Fitness Center for Near-Death Dogs.

Sam also tries to convince Ryan to get a massage, but Ryan is convinced Sam is having an affair. Things get tense on this all-new episode of BNR!

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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Originally entitled "Leggings, Jeggings, and Ryan Pegging," this brand new episode features a peek into the life of a trucker's DM, information on the sweets and meats diet that is taking over the 209, and Ryan explains why his family feeds him dog treats.

In mind-blowing news, Ryan thinks XYZ means something and Sam does not. We need your help to settle this debate.

And in the world of crime and sexism, Sam and Ryan have found a way to decrease sexual assault in America, and they have clearly identified the one superpower that men have that women don't. 

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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In this episode, Ryan and Sam find common ground in their ability to personify and mathematicians are pitted against poets in a battle royale. Meanwhile, Ryan reviews poetry slams and Sam explains how easily he can bankrupt Ryan.

In science, Ryan breaks down the truth behind hummingbirds while Sam explains how to levitate.  Also, Ryan educates listeners about what happens to snitches. Spoiler: It doesn't end well.

In other news, Joe hasn't cleaned the studio in months.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer  

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Will Ryan be replaced? He seems to think so after Sam's TikTok post goes viral. Also, we learn that Ryan likes encyclopedias and garters, which confuses Sam, but Sam is easily confused.

In bromance news, we learn how Joe finally met Ryan, and we discuss swingers and the ethical line between paying to make adult films (legal) and adults paying other adults to do the things they see in those films (illegal).

If it's riveting, titillating, and agitating, it's probably crabs, or, with some luck, it may just be the side effects of listening to this episode of Burn and Rave.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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Do you know what happens to snitches? Did you know that clouds are really the souls of dinosaurs? The boys of Burn and Rave ponder the science of snitching, paleontology, and they invent a potion that is so potent, it may be banned. (I bet you can already guess the secret ingredient.)

Meanwhile, in Hollywood news, Sam and Ryan explain the new rules for getting starring film roles, draft the perfect flugtag,  and invent audio Simon says, a fun game for the whole family.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

Support the show