Burn & Rave

In this brand new episode of Burn and Rave, Ryan explains his dogs' g-spots while Sam confesses his sins while playing a game of billiards at a local tavern.

In other news, Ryan reveals that he loathes a new breed of mosquitoes, despises gin (and anyone who drinks it), hates motorhomes, and is deeply disturbed by Sam's Boob Visor idea.

Also, they learn how to communicate better and how to suppress their emotions like real men.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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The Burn and Rave boys pitch two brilliant, Shark-Tank level ideas for Adventure Funerals and weaponizing corpses. (We hope the Pentagon is tuning in.)

Sam also drops some award-winning haiku (Remember: He was a poet laureate) and Ryan reveals his Van-Gogh talents. They also solve racism and sexism in under an hour.

(P.s. Sam also needs Ryan to help him lie to a friend who he hopes is not listening. Bird is the word.)

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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We are probably going to be writing a number of apology letters to a few of you after this episode. Not sure how it happened (again), but Ryan and Sam went off the rails.

They somehow manage to defend beastiality, monetize punishment for pedophiles, and increase revenue at Walmart through their wedding services.

Also, Ryan, we learn, really likes cats and Sam thinks a homophone refers to a word that is gay.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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It's our ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

Joe surprised us all with a clip show and call-ins from listeners, including Ryan's wife and Sam's four wives! This show emboldens, inspires, motivates, and worst of all,  enables Ryan and Sam to continue sharing their brilliance with the world.

This surprise anniversary show also proves that Joe is a mighty talented genius of epic proportions. (That's not a joke about his weight.) Dude is legitimately an epic MFer.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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In this brand spanking new episode of the incomparable, award-not-winning podcast, Sam give Ryan a behind-the-scenes tour of Sam's appearance on another podcast, which really is a form of cheating. Ryan's finger gets him in trouble again, and the men of Burn & Rave help listeners channel their anxiety into excitement.

They also create the OTP: Objective Truth Party, a new political party where truth and fairness are key doctrines.

Oh yeah, and Sam cries again as he explains epididymal hypertension, but thankfully Ryan is there to help Sam stop feeling so blue.   

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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On this episode, the boys of Burn & Rave solve the Covid vaccine problem with a new testing option, help you cheat in the beer mile, and put the homeless to work as gasoline entrepreneurs.

Things get weird when Sam cries (*again) and brings up his children and Walt Whitman, but as always, Ryan is there to dry his tears with a tissue attached to a torque wrench.

P.s. The secret word is "Squirt."

 Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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Sam needs help with an ethical dilemma and Ryan is just the well-trained philosopher and mechanic to advise him. Also, Sam explains "thirst traps" to Ryan and Ryan explains what's inside Sam's DMs.

Inventions include Murder AirBnB, ShitFit, and Gummi Bear Steroids. 

They also get lost on a Centaur tangent that will likely get them banned. 

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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In this brilliant new episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan and Sam finally come clean about their encounter with a homeless man. Sam rides in the fastest car on the planet and discloses the perks and pitfalls of having wealthy friends.  We learn that Ryan doesn't like to be touched, and he invents the perfect dinnerware for fast-paced families.
 
P.s. Sam drinks Ryan's milkshake.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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Ryan wreaks havoc in San Francisco in a semi-truck, proselytizes, and defends ugly dogs (and people). Meanwhile, Sam can't believe what's happening in parking lots post-Covid, has a plan to boost homeless employment, and tricks Ryan into being his mannequin. 
 
Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

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Things get personal in this episode as Ryan and Sam share some bad-dad stories and disclose their need to relax.  But also . . . aren't starfishes really just the buttholes of the sea?

Ryan explains his Goo Gone addiction and Sam reveals his second job: Internet Troll.

Things are getting kind of serious.

Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer 

Support the show